- Quality: 20/20
- Quantity: 20/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 7/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 12/20
- Other: 11/8
I'm not going to hide it from you, I'm hung-over as hell; my eyes are red, I reek of gin (despite the fact that I wasn't drinking gin last night), and my brain is as functional as a square tire. So why am I here, at work, when I should be home in bed jerking myself to a semblance of sanity? I'll tell you why, one reason: White Curvy Asses. I knew if I flaked-out, I would be denying myself an opportunity to watch great porn.
And I was right! The first video I played had this pale and beautiful brunette being stuffed sideways by three black cocks. Thinking that this may have been a fluke, I played another clip; again, mega penetrations, Leah Luv being skewered by a brother's über schlong. I kept on going; Brandy Dallas, sodomized; Hillary Scott, gaped; Staci Thorn, ass stretched; Missy Monroe, throat fucked with a 12 inch gagger. Did I ever make the right call, dragging my sorry self to the office.
Without a doubt, White Curvy Asses has saved my day from hang-over hell. Sure, my eyes are still the colour of a fire truck, and my breathe could wilt a flower, and by no means should I get behind the wheel of a car, but at least now I have this hard-on in my pants kicking ass like Chuck Norris and stretching jeans like Rosie O'Donnell, and suddenly, explicitly, life doesn't seem so cruel.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 73 picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The films average between 25-30 minutes in length and can be streamed or downloaded in a variety of formats (High MPEG, WMV Low, Medium, High, and Super HD)
And the picture quality is simply amazing. 'High Definition' is a term thrown around a lot these days, so I'm glad to report that this site has the real deal. Even their WMV high is spectacular; it is, by far, more impressive than the so called 'HD' content I've seen in other networks.
In addition, members get access to the following ass sites: Bubble Butt Tryouts, Solo Butts, Tug and Suck, Foxy Black Butts, Sexy POV, Butt Fetish, Bottom Bang, and Boobs and Bottoms.
We also get access to a slew of well developed feeds and 3rd party sites like Boobs Galore, Her First Lesbian Experience, and Her First Anal XXX.
When you add this all up, the Jerked Network boasts 38 sites in its collection. That's a lot of porn for $24.95 a month.
The Bad Stuff - The HD files are huge, there's no denying it. Luckily, the streaming function works wonderfully, so as you wait for your HD files to download, you'll have something to enjoy in the meanwhile.
Quite Frankly - This is top shelf pornstar ass/interracial swag, the best of the best. If these are your niches of choice, be prepared to be impressed.
Further Info: Easy Navigation
Access to 38 bonus sites
Regular Updates
Downloadable Media
HD Content
External Reviews:
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Review Date: 2007-12-28 00:00:00