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I love this concept. Who cares if it is a total setup, a traveling shag van is one hot ticket. It's a potent theme because its every guys fantasy, seeing some nice piece of tail on the street, calling her over to your ride, and banging the shit out of her in the back seat; 15 minutes from point A, to point B, to point C. Quick gratification; a lovely thing. The rumpus room is naturally cramped, but that's the point. A Spartan setting means all the focus is on the action, and let me tell you, the action is good. These gals know how to party, taking cock like seasoned call girls. And don't get the wrong idea, these chicks are young and More ...
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Every guy as some point in his life has exaggerated the size of his member. 'Oh yeah, dude. I'm like a good foot.' 'Too bad for you man, I got you beat by two mean inches.' 'Okay, but I've got girth like can of coke.' Lies, but hey, what if it were true? With billions of men on the earth, you know a few of them must have dicks that hang pass their knees. Sounds nice in conversation, but the reality of the situation is quite different. They don't call them monsters for nothing. First of all, you have to find a gal that won't run out of the door as soon as the beast is sprung from its cage. Secondly, you have to jimmy that fucker More ...
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