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Wrestling fans get ready to get your sport-on and your crank-on simultaneously. Allow me to introduce Ultimate Surrender, a site which pits lesbian against lesbian in a no holds bared grappling death match. Are they naked, you ask? Of course they are, gripping, squeezing, and groping for physical superiority wouldn't be the same any other way. It's your classic winner takes all scenario; the prize is nothing less than fucking the loser anyway the victor chooses, which in this case usually involves a strap-on. I have to say, things get pretty rough on the mat; hair gets pulled, limbs are wrenched, and heads are locked. Naturally they are More ...
We've all seen them, Milfs with cleavage for tomorrow. I tend to spot them at the grocery store, ironically enough in the fresh fruit section, inspecting the larger melons. This is where my imagination gets the better of me; I picture myself carrying their bags into the parking lot. 'You're such a sweet boy,' she says. The next thing I know I'm in her kitchen. 'What a gentleman you are,' she whispers in my ear. Fast forward a minute and I'm nuts deep in her double Ds, her mouth air-sealed around my purple bell-head. Mommy Got Boobs is a site not unlike my imagination. Here you'll find the horniest Milfs sucking and fucking any young More ...
As a professional porn critic, I see a lot of big dicks. If you balanced, head to balls, all the cocks I observe in the average day, the final product would be 20 stories tall (Now that's a phallic tower!). Without exaggeration, tens of thousands of penises have popped in my media player; my monitors have displayed so much jizz, I wouldn't be surprised if my hard drive was pregnant—hell, my mouse probably has the clap. So believe me when I tell you, Racks and Blacks is a site brimming with KING KONG COCKS, dicks more than big enough to make a prehistoric bison blush. Naturally, you can't pit a normal pair of breasts against these More ...
I think it's funny, all the Hollywood starlets killing themselves trying to be the thinnest skank in the land. Sure these idiots are making the megabucks; the fashion-world has somehow convinced the filthy rich movie-world that slender is sexy. It's truly ironic that these sex symbols would be undoubtedly awful in bed; they are all fucking bones; no tits, no ass, no bounce—what kind of screw is that! It would be like humping a hat-rack. Big girls, on the other hand, are built for lovin'. I know, it's hard to overcome a lifetime of prejudice programmed in by society, but hey, we all know in our hearts that plump is to penis what More ...
Wifey Likes Black Cock, I wonder why that is? Could it have something to do with size, length and girth being to black cocks what vacuum and cold are to deep space. Or perhaps it's a political thing or a fetish thing… No, it's all about size! There's no denying it, some brothers have enormous dicks. I guess when god was handing out gaggers he started in Africa but ran out of stock before he made it North of the Mediterranean Sea. Whatever the case may be, your spouse's 'business trips' to Detroit may not be work related. It's all coming together, isn't it? Those stretch marks around her asshole, her fascination with profess More ...
Booty is back… with a vengeance! Allow me to introduce Foxy Black Butts, a site devoted to round asses and the slutty sisters that they belong to. To be completely honest, the last time I saw this many bubble-licious bottoms, I was at a Sir Mix A Lot concert, hallucinating on ten hits of acid (or at least I thought I was; it turned out that they were duds and the neon cavalcade of cans doing the can-can were actually part of the show). Now before you jump to conclusions about this very specific niche-site, not all African rumps are cast from the same mold. We have caramel cracks, taupe tushies, brown bums, bronzed behinds, chocolate More ...
I have always been a big fan of hardcopy, and back-in-the-day before high speed internet, you better believe I had a budding collection no mattress could hide. Like any young fella, I started out buying the marquee titles like Playboy, Hustler, and Swank, not yet knowing about the niche rags. One day my buddy, Phil, who I had a porn exchange going with, lays an 18 Eighteen on me. Being a simple man, I was immediately impressed by the little lass on the cover and all the bright colours. I took a quick flip through the pages, and that was it, I was converted. I simply couldn't believe how incredibly young and beautiful these babes were, an More ...
Man, things sure have changed in the past 15 years. The other day I had a conversion with a buddy about computer porn, circa 1992. Yes, I used to brag about my brand new external 14.4 baud modem; my friends were so jealous that I could download a beaver-shot from a BBS (bulletin board system) in twenty odd minutes, instead of the usual 40 it took with a 2400 baud modem—and god forbid someone called the house during the process, all would be lost! Fast-forward to 2008, we have Incredible Pass, a mega site boasting well over a thousand full length videos in its archive. As soon as I see something I like, I'm stroking seconds later. T More ...
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