I'll never forget the first time I laid my eyes on real smut. There were four of us horny little buggers in the park that fateful day. One of our dads kept his rags under the bathroom sink, a bad move on his part, but a brilliant turn of events for us pubescent perverts. Huddled around the newsprint pages, we got the gritty lowdown on the female body. Needless to say, this publication was bottom-of-the-barrel swag—the dot matrix pics were printing of fucking newsprint—can you believe that?! Anyways, I wasn't complaining back then; if fact, it blew my mind despite the smudged, barely recognizable images. I can't even imagin More ...
Silverstone DVD features the following 5 series in its content: Pickup Lines, Peeping Tom, Latin Eye Candy, Pickup Babes, and Fresh Euro Flesh. If you're not familiar with these titles, they showcase some of the most talented pornstars presently working. With names like Silvia Saint, Brooke Ashley, Lana Sands, and Anita Dark filling out the content nothing, and I mean nothing, is left to the imagination. We have balls deep anal, double penetrations, throaty blowjobs, and messy facials—as you can see, only the finest hardcore fixings make the cut. I've been watching this material now for the past twenty minutes and I've got two things More ...
Fetish Transformation provides a window into the bizarro universe of cosplay (costume play), extreme kink, and avant-garde smut. Have you ever wondered about Sailor Moon's anus, or what live-action lesbian mannequins might do behind closed doors; well, I've got good news for you, Fetish Transformation has got your freaky-deeky curiosities covered. Here we've got naked femme-lizards, silver surfer skanks, gold statue sluts, alien cooze contortionists, anime exhibitionists, and disturbingly anthropomorphic lady-bears. Simply put, it's a fucked up free-for-all. The action is generally a lot of posing, garnished with a light touch of m More ...
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Like riding a bike, driving a car, or flying a plane, fisting is a skill best taught by a second party. It's not exactly like masturbation where you can just figure it out; a five knuckle plunger takes time, patience, and a will to see it through. This is why a mentor is practically required to master this most filling of fish dishes. Teach Me Fisting is a website that understands this maxim, schooling twats one finger at a time. Take my word for it, the end result of these 'lessons' are glorious. Who would have thought that high-fiving a cervix would be so wicked-cool, but there it is, stuffed pinks clapping a badass beat. Perhaps the More ...
I admire a gal that can coax a healthy spunk-puddle with her heal; I also adore a lady that spunks, herself, when her toes are being sucked; I even have a special place in my heart for those femme soles painted white with jizz. If your share these affinities, boy-o-boy, do I have a site for you. Behold: Footsie Babes, a website that puts its best foot forward, literally, and then fucks the shit out of it. The talent is classy and long legged, and the action is hot, hardcore crank as it was meant to be, vivid, nasty, and gratuitous. With names like Jasmine Rouge, Angelica Heart, and Simone Peach tip-toeing with their two-lips, be assur More ...
Intermixed Sluts is a fine example of racial harmony. Here, the colour of one's skin is inconsequential; in fact, difference is celebrated in a spray of sweat, ass-lube, and jizz. Not only is jungle fever good for the gene pool, it's aesthetically sound; everybody likes big black cocks with pearly white sperm skewered blondes with their Africanized thickness—it's easy on the eyes while it's hard on the screen, contrast and contradiction, just what the doctor ordered for a mid-afternoon crank. As hardcore porn goes, Intermixed Sluts is definitely on the harder side with anal and creampie scenes aplenty. One could also consider this b More ...
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Wow, I'm impressed. This is actually shot on location in clubs and bars. I don't know how they work it out, but there it is, all 160+ movies/episodes to prove that it can be done. Now this isn't your guerrilla film making, but it's as close as you can get it without stepping over that line. I guess I go out the wrong fucking nights. Anyways, for those who like both amateur and pro genres this site may be your happy in between. The girls are banging and the locations are not as cheesy as the usually digs, you know what I'm talking about, pastel paints, wood panel walls decked with fluorescents. More ...
Heather: the name conjures images of plaid tunics, Sunday school teachers, and backyard croquet. It also brings to mind those untouchable preppy girls you once had in homeroom- so repressed, so delicious. Heather Wild is a long way from those prudish Heathers, while still looking the part of the unendurable cock-tease. With sharp facial features and a bikini model body, she is sure to grab your attention while you grab for your hard-on. Watch her sink a vibrator in her pearl honey pot; be a fly on the wall at one of her vagina parties; be the voyeur by her bedroom window. She likes being watched, a born performer if there ever was on More ...
