Milf Seeker; it conjures images of a Fabio-esque gigolos with half the muscle and twice the kitsch. It also signifies the rise of a new class of porn aficionados, discerning men who want their women like their wine, aged to perfection. These cultured fellows know the prowess of a seasoned cock-sucktress, know the depravity which builds inside of them with time, and know that personality, not youth, makes the screw. Ask yourself this, would you rather have blank or complex expressions looking up at you from your cock. Personally, I'll take the latter every time. 'Show me what you got, where you've been, school teacher, bus driver, sec More ...
Teens for Cash—it doesn't get sleazier than this! Here's the rundown: cute barelys sell their holes for hard currency, usually to a pair of dirty old men, ancient enough to be their grandfathers. The action starts off predictably enough; a knock at the door, enter tight cooze, the proposition, she strips for the nasty men, groping soon follows, which is naturally proceeded by hardcore fucking, two-on-one style. If you're a fan of amoral premises, prepare yourself to be impressed. These doe-eyed princesses literally get screwed on top of twenty dollar bills, change tangled in their hair. Where in the world do they find these chi More ...
Young Throats, well, that pretty much says it all. I guess it would be superfluous for me to say that at this site we have hot teens munching monster cocks, or sword swallowing esophagus' ordering penis a la carte, or balls bouncing off of bronchial tubes? No, I probably don't have to say these things, but in porno-land redundancy is the name of the game. If you can fuck it once, fuck it twice, and the third times a charm, or free depending on what circles you travel in. But I digress; let's get back to the beauties: these no-gag-reflex gals sure know how to make a fella happy, throating shaft practically to the tops of their diaphragms. More ...
There's romantic intimacy, and then there's the intimacy of running your tongue along the ridges of your lover's anus. Now that's making a connection! Forget roses and candlelight dinners, I say have a salad toss-off and compete to cum first. Why have a regular sex party, when you can make it an Anal Lick Fest. If you watch a lot of porn like I do, it becomes increasingly difficult to be impressed; facials and double penetrations become commonplace occurrences, nothing much to write home about. It's sad, but true. A porn tolerance is a hard tail to shake. Luckily, there're sites like this one which raise the bar (or lower it?). More ...
No Cum Dodging Allowed, now that's a rule to get in writing! To be completely candid, if a girl is concerned with getting messy in the sack, she isn't worth the effort. Sex, like a food fight, gets dirty; it's an intrinsic part of the whole and cannot be filtered out. Without the smells, stains, and sweat, you've got nothing. And by the end of a decent session, there should be fucking salt marks on the carpet and seed everywhere, but mostly on her. There you have it, the cumshot maxim: 'Mostly on her!' I'm glad to report, that No Cum Dodging Allowed takes this philosophy and raises it to: 'Mostly down her throat!' Now that's what I c More ...
Now this is a title that any perve can appreciate; Cum Farters, no pussyfooting around here—ass-regurgitated semen… yeah… yup. Creampie anus, 'Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate[.]' (Shakespeare, Sonnet 18) A Bard quote, I must be at a loss for words, or Cum Farters has winded me; it must be all those buckets of jizz blasting forth from parts unknown which has me so rocked, or maybe it's the fact that I'm terribly jealous, having yet to make a Boston cream of my own. Whatever the case may be, Cum Farters delivers the goods, an anal romp so kinky it would surely make a gay m More ...
Dirty Fuck Dolls is not a site about the stuffed animals that randy dogs love to hump. Dirty Fuck Dolls is not a site about teddy bears which have been augmented with strategically placed holes. Dirty Fuck Dolls is however a site concerned with the nastiest creampie butt-sluts east of Eden. We have buxom Milfs, their backdoors crammed with cumming cocks; we have perfect 10s stifled with throat sausage; we have double penetration dames begging for another pair of penises; and we have facial femme fatales, their complexions cross-hatched by rows and columns of man-goo—you get the picture. Basically, this destination is a mash-up of More ...
There's no shame in bringing in a professional to solve a major problem; having issues with your water pressure, contact a plumber; having trouble with the law, call a lawyer; you're car won't start, find the mechanic's number. So why should sex be any different. Say your girlfriend's mouth is as unforgiving as a blender, why should your cock suffer the appalling textures of a bear trap. Call an expert and nip that cheese-grader in the bud, and do it before permanent damage is made! This is the idea behind the reality site Sex Pro Adventures. Having troubles in the sack? Throw in a busty third, and low and behold, all becomes well. Sur More ...
Tasty Gina—hole-lee shit—and I thought I masturbated a lot. This cooze can't leave her cunt alone; if there was ever an instance where blindness and/or hairy palms were warranted as a form of prudish providence, this would be it. Although… I'm sure the powers that be would find some reason to absolve this finger-banging femme fatale (Celestial blowjobs are, after all, the preferred currency of salvation—ask any priest). Oh Gina, Gina, Gina, 'Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more raunchy and more hood-rubbing' (Shakespeare, Sonnet 18). Without further embellishment, this girl is one hot number. Hailing from the More ...
Mobile porn… even I'm afraid of the repercussions. Jesus, I masturbate enough at home, now I can take it to the streets with my iPod or PSP. Oh oh! That's just great; I'll never look at a public washroom in quite the same light. Watch out Johnny Solos, watch out change rooms, watch out mostly empty greyhound buses, if I'm packing, I'm pulling, it's just that simple. Now don't get the wrong idea, I'm not advocating illegal activities, I'm just saying lewd behavior is going to skyrocket once this shit catches on. Smut 1, Society 0. At this point allow me to introduce Score 2 Go, a site putting porno in your breast pocket. Present More ...
