'Vengeance is mine.' Once upon a time you and your ex made a video, a special kind of video. It was your 2 year anniversary: you bought 4 bottles of the cheapest bubbly you could find; she bought a camcorder. 'Honey, can we please make a porn movie. I know you're shy, but you shouldn't be—you've got a huge cock.' She had a point. Four liters of champagne later, the camera was rolling. First she sucked you off, doing things with her mouth she had never done before. Then she wanted to be fucked from behind, a position she regularly went for. 'Cum in my face,' she screamed. She knew the walls of her dorm were thin, apparently s More ...
Everybody enjoys a dirty talker. 'Hey there, big boy; do you like my tits? How about my ass, would you like to fuck it? I just love squeezing my boobs. I love it when there's a large throbbing cock between them and I can suck the head while I cleavage hump the shaft. But I will always settle for old fashioned balls-deep screwing.' This is the type of language you can expect in Watch You Jerk, a site dedicated to horny babes with filthy mouths. The action is explicit solo girl posing; the girls within strip naked for the camera and play with their own tender parts every so genially. We don't really have any penetrations; what we do h More ...
I watch porn all day long; it has a numbing effect after a while, I simply become desensitized; the beast in my pants goes into a deep sleep, and even the nastiest shit cannot disturb its slumber. Then BANG! Two giant hooters are staring me in the face, and the monster stirs in its cotton lair. In moments I'm pitching a Big Top; I'm in public so embarrassment is assured, but what can I do? There's no bending the fucker to its side—it's ironwood, it can only be undone in one of two ways: a session with Palm-ala, or it can be cast into the fiery depths of Mount Doom. Only one option is acceptable. No one likes to work with somebody who More ...
All hail the power of the greenback. You know what they say; money talks, bullshit walks. Fuck for dollars understands this maxim. You can take a girl on a date, treat her right, be romantic, and still end up alone at the end of the night, dick in hand, wondering where it all went wrong. Why leave anything up to chance. With the right girl, cash on the barrelhead will do wonders for your sex life. I'm not saying go out and bang prostitutes; I'm saying make a guerrilla porn movie and properly pay your actresses. This is the premise of Fuck for Dollars. Basically, we have a few guys cruising around shopping malls propositioning women fo More ...
I Film Myself: the premise is self explanatory. I'm going to talk about the girls; they are the kind of cooze you see parading around town in kilts and knee-high socks, despite the fact that they are in college and don't have to wear a uniform. These babes are fully aware of their cock kryptonite status and use this knowledge to screw the biggest dicks they can find. With tight bodies and perfect tits, they are nearly perfect—their only flaw, a penchant for expensive shoes. Now that we have that cleared up, in I Film Myself we get to witness these adorable hussies in their most private moments—when they're masturbating! They work t More ...
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Ideal Boobs? Every guy on the planet has had this conversation with his buddies. 'Man, they have to be shapely teardrops, big and firm, just like the pair that dark haired chick (Laura Harring) had in the movie Mulholland Dr.' 'No dude. What about Dolly Parton in her prime? That rack could up six-bedroom house.' 'I'm a Pamela Anderson fan myself. Haven't you idiots seen her sex video?' 'Scarlett Johansson has a hansom duce.' 'Can we at least agree that they have to be big?' In union, 'YES!' Of course Ideal Boobs have to be large, bouncy, firm, well-formed, and above all, attached to a babe who puts out. And this is exactly what More ...
What is it about facials? Why are they so fucking hot? From a purely aesthetic point of view, a goo covered face is kind of gross. But when that goo is cum, mouth milked from a raging hard-on, it's suddenly another ballgame. That doused forehead, those wet cheeks and speckled lips; it's enough to summon the second coming. I think I have it, only the most dick-worshipping ball-sluts beg for a full on face blast! It's hot because horny fucking bitches are hot. To hell with timid or so called 'classy' ladies, give me girls that swallowed entire cocks in one gulp and who take nuts to the nose. These are the truly fantastic lays, worthy More ...
A Pervert's Paradise: to begin with, there would have to be buggery as far as the eye could see; asses stacked four high, presenting, eternally lubed. And lesbians, let's not forget about those dykes—twat crazy— guiding my cock into bun after bun. I could go on like this forever, but I think you get the point. A Pervert's Paradise combines the nastiest porn genres into one ass-stretching cluster-fuck, fit for a king or a pagan god (those Greek ones particularly). Presented to you by Steve Holmes, this site claims to possess the hardest content and the most gorgeous giving girls. I would have to agree, the action and talent are both t More ...
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