Every guy as some point in his life has exaggerated the size of his member. 'Oh yeah, dude. I'm like a good foot.' 'Too bad for you man, I got you beat by two mean inches.' 'Okay, but I've got girth like can of coke.' Lies, but hey, what if it were true? With billions of men on the earth, you know a few of them must have dicks that hang pass their knees. Sounds nice in conversation, but the reality of the situation is quite different. They don't call them monsters for nothing. First of all, you have to find a gal that won't run out of the door as soon as the beast is sprung from its cage. Secondly, you have to jimmy that fucker More ...
When you're this big, they call you mister. Before I get into the nuts and bolts of this report, first I want to clear something up: there are three kinds of big dick. The first type I like to refer to as your-buddy's-big-dick; there's no denying it, the fucker's bigger than yours. Like my Uncle Fart used to say, 'You never know who's going to get one.' The next type of wang is the porno industry's standard, they're thick, long, and generally hard; they start at 8 and go from there. Girth is primarily what they have over your buddy's gagger, that and they're cut. The last and final rod is the fabled monster cock; these behemoths break More ...
Pornstars Like It Big, I wonder why? Could it have something to do with their monstrous thick-dick tolerance, a condition similar to a drug tolerance as in the more you do, the less it works, and consequently, the more you need. I think it's fair to say that the average pornstar has stuffed hundreds of badass schlongs into her greedy vag—if not thousands! So when a pornstar is in the mood for an UBER SCREW, naturally the dude better be sporting a veiny foot, and I'm not taking about the kind you put in a shoe. Luckily for them, and I suppose luckily for us as well, L.A. is a hotbed for such talent, big dicks being drawn to the W More ...
Here's the scene: it's Sunday morning, Sara Jay, a Milf with a massive rack, arrives home from a weekend at the cottage. Low and behold, a dozen of her son's friends are crashed-out in her living room. She surveys the sleeping bodies. Something catches her eye. It can't be, she thinks to herself. One of the snoring revelers has a HONKING COCK; it's so big she can trace its entire length under his thick jeans. Christ Almighty, the thing's head is almost tucked into his back packet. 'Everybody out,' Sara screams. The kids file out of the front door, one by one. Johnny Big Dick lingers the longest, no doubt weighed down by his massive m More ...
As a professional porn critic, I see a lot of big dicks. If you balanced, head to balls, all the cocks I observe in the average day, the final product would be 20 stories tall (Now that's a phallic tower!). Without exaggeration, tens of thousands of penises have popped in my media player; my monitors have displayed so much jizz, I wouldn't be surprised if my hard drive was pregnant—hell, my mouse probably has the clap. So believe me when I tell you, Racks and Blacks is a site brimming with KING KONG COCKS, dicks more than big enough to make a prehistoric bison blush. Naturally, you can't pit a normal pair of breasts against these More ...
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I had 13 inches of cock. Would I use my endowment for good or would I use it for evil? Would I control it or would it control me? If I went for a long drive, would it ride shotgun? If it got cold would it shrink to a paltry 9? Needless to say, 13 fat inches would irrevocably change my life; from mild mannered man to pipe laying monster, it would undoubtedly be a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Huge Dick situation. Alas, it was not meant to be. Luckily, I can still dream, or better yet, make a b-line to Black Pipe Layers, a site utterly devoted to hung brothers and the holes they love to murder. More ...
What is a 'Big Cock,' an easy enough question, right? Believe it or not, penises are mysterious creatures, schooled in the arts of both stealth and deception. For example, let us consider what I like to call Transformers; these members are indubitably 'more than meets the eye.' Flaccid they aren't much to write home about, scared little things, ranging a few inches. But put a tight slit in front of them—insert sound effect—and what was small is now giant, worthy of cheer and salutation; 'a grower, not a shower,' my Uncle Fart was known to call them. There are more cases in point, but that will have to wait for another time. In the More ...
A Big Dick—You Never Know Who's Going to Get One! As far as I can figure, there are two major types of gaggers, showers and growers. Showers always look huge, even when they're at rest; growers start off average then explode in size like a pissed-off Bruce Banner exploding into the Hulk. Both are not to be reckoned with lightly, untrained and unleashed upon the world, they are menace to tight holes far and wide. Luckily, there is a training ground. Big Dick Academy, the website, specializes in schooling honking schlongs in the fine art of babe fucking. With a vast annual of hardcore action and a selection of exclusive cont More ...
When god was handing out HUGE DICKS, I guess the brothers got there first. This is not to say that there wasn't a few extra gaggers laying around for the other races, I'm just saying that black dudes, by the numbers, have an unproportionate number of King Kong cocks. And in these honored ranks, a select few have truly stupendous man-sausages, schlongs enviable even amongst their brethren. Mighty Rods, the website, is stacked with such badass ballers. In this big dick destination only the most honking cast-iron cocks make the final cut. Naturally, sluts are drawn to these meat-poles like moths to a flame, putting on a mean ten pounds i More ...
I don't know if a foot and a half of cock can be considered a good thing, but it's certainly noteworthy- hell, it's news worthy. 'This just in, a man with an 18 inch gagger has been spotted in the entertainment district. He claims his intentions are innocent, but several stretch-marked women have made contradictory statements. He is black, 5 foot 10' and has been known to walk with a limp which changes legs depending on which pant leg his member is stowed. Women endowed with wide set vaginas have been spotted heading towards downtown in droves. Traffic will be slow getting into the city tonight…' More ...
