Freaks of Porn is the first 'bizarre' site I've seen which actually lives up to its designation. Sure, all internet porn is a bit strange; two cocks stuffed in one vagina is sure to raise an eyebrow. But this stuff—Man, where to begin? I know. There's a little scene involving this blond hiker and a dildo monster. This fucking thing is bigger than a grizzly bear and looks like an upright centipede but with dicks for legs. For some unknown reason, this girl goes hog wild for the hideous creature, trying to suck and fuck its many gore adorned bell-heads. She does a good job of it two, taking two in the pink and one in the stink. Bu More ...
Speculum Plays is a website that takes playing doctor to a strange new level. Regardless if you're an aspiring gynecologist, confirmed pervert, or simply a curious bugger, this vag revealing destination will surely satisfy your curiosity and then some. Personally, I've never given much thought to what, exactly, the inside of a pussy looks like; pink and wet is all I've ever needed to know. Now, thanks to Speculum Plays, I've seen it all. If you're unfamiliar with this particular medical device, it's basically a hollow tube designed to keep a vagina gaped. Romantic, isn't it. And let me tell ya, it's a brave new world in there. Natura More ...
An award winner, Ashley Renee knows her subject matter. She is a Bondage Maven of the highest order. She has been a central figure in this scene for twenty years, with over a hundred titles to her credit. A submissive master of continually stunning work, she is a contradiction in binding couture. Her site showcases her vivid work. She is in her element in either a dungeon or an art-house setting, mixing pain and pleasure in unequal parts. One hardly knows if she is cumming or going. Wrapped in plastic, bound in leather, gagged, hogtied, or strung up- she is something to behold. Her scenes can be both dynamic and subtle, her la More ...
Whenever I see a site name like Biohazard Bitches, I get all tingly inside. Is this gonna to be the one, I ask myself, the veritable Xanadu of internet porn. For a site to qualify as 'a vision,' a site for all other smut destinations to emulate, it can not only be extremely hardcore, but it must also be creative, have content unfathomable to lesser pages. I am glad to report that Biohazard Bitches aspires for this lofty rank. As soon as I entered the member's area, I was impressed with its pictures of hot blonds licking toiled seats and bent over brunettes taking wood in the ass, and I'm not referring to man wood—I'm talking about the More ...
'Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy.' No, this isn't another Rick Moranis movie; it's the banner for Kick Ass Pussy Pump, a site dedicated to ballooned cunts. How, you ask. How indeed! Basically, they have this medical-grade suction device which they use to literally puff-out the labia majora and menorah into this frontal bum looking thing. Sounds crazy, I know—IT IS! Once these biggie sized slits are inflated, they get the usual porn treatment. Man, do these engorged holes ride tight, all swollen in near perfect circle. I have to admit, at first I was taken aback by these bulbous snatches, but then I was like: 'Wow, this is diffe More ...
Fetish Transformation provides a window into the bizarro universe of cosplay (costume play), extreme kink, and avant-garde smut. Have you ever wondered about Sailor Moon's anus, or what live-action lesbian mannequins might do behind closed doors; well, I've got good news for you, Fetish Transformation has got your freaky-deeky curiosities covered. Here we've got naked femme-lizards, silver surfer skanks, gold statue sluts, alien cooze contortionists, anime exhibitionists, and disturbingly anthropomorphic lady-bears. Simply put, it's a fucked up free-for-all. The action is generally a lot of posing, garnished with a light touch of m More ...
Understatement is a rare thing in the porn universe; even in the civilian world, resisting sexual exaggeration flies in the face of basic programming. This is why the fetish site Crazy Spandex Girls is such a gem. All things being equal, this messed up destination should really be called Stupid Loco Insane Deranged Mad Mind-Fuck Outlandish Spandex Alien Girls instead of its current moniker. I've seen some strange shit in my smut reviewing tenure, but these broads take the cake. To begin with, full body latex suits are the norm here; patterned, printed, matte, or metallic, every conceivable configuration is well represented. Then add extr More ...
Picture the dirtiest, sleaziest, creepiest, raunchiest sex imaginable and take one step back; look around, you're in Mandy country. I think kinky is the wrong word to describe this leather clad fisting aficionado—deranged would be more accurate, lesbian hell kitten even better. But no, to call Mandy a fetish dyke would be misleading; this skank does it all. Double penetration? You better believe it… and then some. Creampie? Hell, she could win a creampie eating contest. BDSM? For starters. Vampire dungeon rape? An average Tuesday. If it exists, Mandy has found a way to fuck it. But fisting is what really separates this cooze More ...
Ghetto Confessions is one of the strangest sites I've ever had the pleasure of reviewing. The content: actually interviews with crack whores and fucked-up prostitutes. Let me tell you, this is sordid and vile stuff, and consequencely, interesting as hell. The ladies, as you can imagine, are broken disgusting skanks; their ages, any one's guess; they look sixty, but could very well be forty. Hard living and hard fucking has taken its toll on these fallen women, with wild eyes and grassy hair, these broads have seen better days. In each scene, half the time is spent learning the foul (and amusing) details of a street hooker's life; the More ...
Do you remember that Seinfeld episode when George Costanza tries to combine his two great passions, sex and food; well, that's Food Bangers in a nutshell. Sexy broods down dick in a bun, fuck carrots and cucumbers, and have beverages of all kinds licked off their naughty parts. It's a grocer's wet dream. Sure, it's gimmicky, but that's the point. And the players involved are in on the joke and it shows positively in their performances. Relaxed porn stars work best; their dick are that much harder, their pussies that much wetter. They're having fun, getting wild, and relishing the absurdity of their fate. 'Look at me, universe, I h More ...
