The female body is a marvel of the natural world; we fellas are simply outclassed. Sure, it's grand having a cock, but it's a one dimensional character: it gets excited it grows and gets hard; it gets frightened, it hides like a scared turtle; give it a warm hole, it'll plunge that gap until it goes pop—that's a dick in a nutshell, pretty straight forward. A snatch, on the other hand, is a cornucopia of possibilities. Intense Penetrations is all about pussy and possibilities, expanding them both with creativity and flare. Some of these scenes fall under the category you have to see it, to believe it. Example one: in episode 32, Cand More ...
Monster Dongs, it sounds like a Japanese science-fiction film—it's not; it is, however, a porn site dedicated to mutant penetrations… well, maybe not mutant, but definitely noteworthy. For example, Hillary Scott, a girl too pretty to be doing porn, takes it in the ass with a dildo I believe a bison would have some trouble accommodating. And then there's Audrey Hollander, the quintessential redhead, corn-holing herself with none other than two cobs of corn—very post-modern. This is what you can expect from Monster Dongs, beautiful Bettys fucking baseball bats, pool cues, oversized gourds, lava lamps, broom handles, and More ...
Electricity brought the Monster (Frankenstein) to life; apparently, it has the same effect on vaginas. Meet Dr. Sparky: he is your mad scientist, your compulsive experimenter, a pervert of the highest order, and one hell of a screw. His tools channel the force of pure energy; igniting pain and pleasure in equal parts, making ladies twitch with pleasure and moan in acute ecstasy. It would seem that the Doctor has quite the following. He has no shortage of available women for his twisted dominations; young and old, blond and brunette, white and black, all women are fair game, in turn they each get to feel his lighting touch and taser co More ...
Allow me to begin by saying; you only get one birthday a year—that's it! Pedro, you sneaky bastard, I know you only have one leg to stand on, but don't be coy. You pay for sex. Don't say this is a once-a-year thing. Be honest. Trust me, you'll feel better about yourself. Yes, this is a site staring a black amputee by the name of Pedro. He will pretty much say anything to get laid, a class act all around. With a gangster's swagger and a stump for a left leg (I'd say he's three inches short of having a left knee), our brother of the golden chains will not let his handicap hamper his player's ways. And to his credit, he screws so More ...
Don't worry. That's not shit all over her face, It's Just Chocolate! Perhaps once every couple of months I come across a truly unique site, a page like no other; It's Just Chocolate is definitely one of these sites. Basically, it is a faux shat destination, the stinky stuff being replaced by sweet sweet cocoa; though, I have to admit, the line between real and fake is blurred in many situations. For example, it's not uncommon for one of these girls to load her rectum with chocolate syrup and then shit it out. Would you consider her brown liquid excrement still food, or has it crossed over, become diarrhea, having been voided from the a More ...
Some chicks you have to keep on a short leash. It's not that they will run off given the chance, but you want to keep them on hand, within an arm's reach just in case you got an angry nut to bust and getting up just isn't an option. The girls of Sluts on a Leash are exactly the kind of strange you want tied down. Given freedom, these feral fetish babes are liable to go on a rampage, throat banging any odd dude they run across. Like a werewolf on a full moon, some skanks need to be in chains to protect the unarmed masses. That said, these leather clad ladies are obedient in the right hands, taking in up the ass like a good girl shoul More ...
Pucker up buttercup, here cums Johnny long dick! It's a strange feeling when you realize that someone has your number, knows you well enough to have you in their sites. This so happens to be the relationship I have with Big Clits, Big Lips. They've got my mark and I think I'm going down. I enter the site and head straight for the videos, expecting a clone army of Angelina Jolie call girls, their labia minoras pink curtains swaying between her legs. More ...
Hobos, they might not have jobs, homes, families, food, possessions, hygiene, sanity, or prospects, but at least of few of them get laid. Allow me to introduce Bums in Action, a site dedicated to a vagrant's luckiest day. The premise is simple; women are hired to have sex with the dispossessed. Sounds classy, right? You don't know the half of it. These are not your regular penniless bastards, these old farts are penniless Russian bastards, surfs from the motherland's countryside—that's fucking poor! All of this being said, I really have to hand it to these booze-nosed derelicts; they can still get it up and fuck in a pinch. I know m More ...
