Little Red Riding Hood meets the Big Bad Wang Once upon a time, in a perverted forest, lived this precious petite girl. She had just turned 18 and was expected at her Grandmother's cottage for birthday cake. She was in such a hurry to get there, she forgot to wash her bottom parts and put on underwear. Naturally, the sweat smell of her young muff filled the feral woods, attracting attention far and wide. The first on the scene was old Tom Bombadil. With his magical singing voice, he enchanted Little Red Riding Hood with the dirty limericks he knew. Before long he had his 16 inch gagger hilt deep in her fragrant gash. Please read o More ...