Who hasn't had that conversation, 'What would you do for 'blank' amount of money?' Sure, most of us will hold off for the stupid-bucks. No one wants to come off cheap. But in the real world, you'd be amazed (or maybe not) what a fist full of twenties will buy. More ...
There's nothing quite like a big slab of meat to get the part started. Monster Cock Farm promises the biggest of the choice cuts – no cock under 14'! And the way sluts crave sausage, it sounds like it's time for a harvest. More ...
Monster Dongs, it sounds like a Japanese science-fiction film—it's not; it is, however, a porn site dedicated to mutant penetrations… well, maybe not mutant, but definitely noteworthy. For example, Hillary Scott, a girl too pretty to be doing porn, takes it in the ass with a dildo I believe a bison would have some trouble accommodating. And then there's Audrey Hollander, the quintessential redhead, corn-holing herself with none other than two cobs of corn—very post-modern. This is what you can expect from Monster Dongs, beautiful Bettys fucking baseball bats, pool cues, oversized gourds, lava lamps, broom handles, and More ...
There are 4 major types of ejaculation. The first, and perhaps most famous, cumshot is the where-did-it-go nut bust. Oh, oh! A stray bullet is not the kind of thing you want floating around in the ether. God forbid it show up in the middle of a business meeting or class presentation. The second kind of load is one every man is familiar with, the masturbation wad. These messes usually can be found in or around the bellybutton and are easily cleaned up with a t-shirt or sock; they are not much to write home about. The third type of splooge I like to call the howitzer; it's big, rapid fire, and usually is accompanied by a large noise, usu More ...
Every guy as some point in his life has exaggerated the size of his member. 'Oh yeah, dude. I'm like a good foot.' 'Too bad for you man, I got you beat by two mean inches.' 'Okay, but I've got girth like can of coke.' Lies, but hey, what if it were true? With billions of men on the earth, you know a few of them must have dicks that hang pass their knees. Sounds nice in conversation, but the reality of the situation is quite different. They don't call them monsters for nothing. First of all, you have to find a gal that won't run out of the door as soon as the beast is sprung from its cage. Secondly, you have to jimmy that fucker More ...
Not all blowjobs are created equal. At the bottom of the bj totem pole, we have what I like to refer to as the cheese-grader. This toothsome suck is as feared and hated as a steel-toed kick in the nuts; snagging head and scrapping shaft, I wouldn't wish this fellatio on my worst enemy. Running in the middle of the oral pack, we have your standard lick-a-dee jerk. The vast majority of blowjobs fall into this category; yes, it will make you cum; yes, it is an honorable end to a Saturday night; but alas, it's not much to write home about. And finally, the crème de la cream, the bees knees of bjs: deep throat, the deal maker! These all enc More ...
I can appreciate a site that doesn't mess around with niceties. 'To hell with pics!' I dig, I dig. What about the term: 'Erotica?' Movie site, you're not going to jerk us around with long shot T & A, are you? No worries, folks. This site is all hardcore. Cum shots hit the fan and go splat. The ladies get their goo on. And the dudes, let's just say, I hope they are on the Atkins' diet (they'll be needing to replace their diminished protein). More ...
The following is Mr. Big Dick's modus operandi: Step 1 – Tool around town looking for hot broads. Step 2 – Offer cooze huge cock sex. Step 3 – Pound pussy with foot long schlong. Step 4 – Facial. There is it, what can expect from Mr Big Dicks Hot Chicks, smoking babes riding biggie sized man-rail. Naturally, the action is hardcore; we have deep throated blowjobs, clit clapping doggie, giant knockers going bouncy bouncy, and this is just for starters. When you're this big… More ...
When you're this big, they call you mister. Before I get into the nuts and bolts of this report, first I want to clear something up: there are three kinds of big dick. The first type I like to refer to as your-buddy's-big-dick; there's no denying it, the fucker's bigger than yours. Like my Uncle Fart used to say, 'You never know who's going to get one.' The next type of wang is the porno industry's standard, they're thick, long, and generally hard; they start at 8 and go from there. Girth is primarily what they have over your buddy's gagger, that and they're cut. The last and final rod is the fabled monster cock; these behemoths break More ...
A hungry vagina + tight underwear = Mr. Camel Toe. As porn site premises go, I got a real kick out of this one. What's exact is so hot about a pair of panties having a strangle hold over some broad's gash? I don't know, but it works for me. Now don't get the wrong idea. The camel toe is just a launching point; we get into an all out pump party before long. What I find distinguishing about this site is that we have a collection of some of the nicest looking snatches on the web. They are tight, hairless, and new. If these pussies were cars they would still have that factory smell to them. More ...
