Remember that Billy Ocean song “Get out of my dreams, get into my car”? Well, College Fuck Tour has borrowed the essence of that song and taken it to the next level, replacing Mr. Ocean's car with a SUV and swapping out Mr. Ocean's optimism for downright vile fantasy. Billy, your drive-by vision lives on. With 40 tour dates under their belt, the dudes behind this site have respectably jizz their way through the ranks of academia, screwing frosh flunkies and Rhodes scholars alike in hardcore grandeur. We have all business Devin with her tie, shirt, and glasses combo, book smart and ball smart, catching every rivet of sleaze juice More ...
