Remember Peg Bundy? Remember how gawd-damn horny she was? …I ruined some good socks on her too. For its time, Married, with children was a real pathfinder; television had got it right for once, older women-then and now-are fucking rabid for cock, even tired shoe salesman cock. Milf Riders showcases these nut-lusting moms and the guys they love to learn! “Sure your college friends can sleep over, Jim,” is generally how these scenes start. “Wow Jimmy, your friends really showed my asshole who's boss,” is generally how they end. (“Damn it Mom! Stop banging my friends?!) Milf Riders is a great exemplar of its genre More ...
Old Farts, Young Tarts: the title really says it all. But let me reiterate, expand a little on what’s going on here. In one corner we have the grey beards, boozed nosed, pot bellied, bald headed, and loose skinned; in the other corner we have the teenish babes, tight bodied, pink lipped, doe eyed, and apparently in desperate need of a hard buck. Mix these two enchanting demographics together and we get this interesting little niche, old/young, a-boning. Now, I know what you’re thinking: grisly old dicks, who wants to see that? Well, there’s this remarkable thing about the male sex organ: the fucking thing doesn’t age. The dick More ...
