Tight bodies, teen enthusiasm, and elfin assholes, this is what you can expect from Anal Petite, a site specializing in diminutive sphincters and the dirty dicks they love to crush. But first things first, being the benevolent reviewer that I am, I have to warn you: this shit is my cup of tea, so I’m gonna be somewhat biased when it comes to the content. My way of thinking, what’s not to love about a five-foot-nothing babe taking 9 inches of angry love up the pooper—doing it with a smile on her face—come on! If you’re gonna spank, why not make it a nasty one. But hey, that’s me (and probably you if you’ve read this far). More ...
Remember that Billy Ocean song “Get out of my dreams, get into my car”? Well, College Fuck Tour has borrowed the essence of that song and taken it to the next level, replacing Mr. Ocean's car with a SUV and swapping out Mr. Ocean's optimism for downright vile fantasy. Billy, your drive-by vision lives on. With 40 tour dates under their belt, the dudes behind this site have respectably jizz their way through the ranks of academia, screwing frosh flunkies and Rhodes scholars alike in hardcore grandeur. We have all business Devin with her tie, shirt, and glasses combo, book smart and ball smart, catching every rivet of sleaze juice More ...
Girl Next Door, the website, features over 30 years of amateur pictorial glory. The content, which comes from the famous magazine by the same name, spans the entire length of the amateur multiverse. We've got real 18-21 year-old hot bodies, we have horny milfs, we have perfect 10 college coeds, we have babes, we have hairy, shaved, you name it, it's here, the real deal, no pros, just hot girlie who love to show off their impressive goods. Personally, I enjoy the series from the 80s and 90s the best. I just don't what it is about big big hair that does it for me when I'm on the crank, but it works like a charm every time. And no wor More ...
I'm a professional, I've seen a million blessed vagina, a million gleaming anuses, and a few hundred faces that so astoundingly beautiful that my life may be ruined, but I've gotta tell ya, the Aussie strange of Girls Out West takes the fucking masturbatory cake and screws-the-hell-out-of-it. Picture happy, healthy girls--cute, real, and unspoiled, having fun, actually getting their hood-on! This is not LA, this is the Down Under where the wildlife is bitie and the boobs are honey feed. Okay, enough cliches. Straight up, Girls Out West is a killer site, a MUST for any fan of amateur darlings or girlfriends. The content is divide More ...
Jurassic Cock is not the next installment in the Jurassic Park franchise (despite my letters to Steven Spielberg); it is, however, somewhat of a cautionary tale about how money can pretty much buy anything—in this case, young tight pussy for dirty old men. Case in point: Ron Jeremy. This dude has no business being fucked by the adorable young starlets featured in this site. But there he is, on my screen, giving the old in-out to a teenish perfect ten. His fame and notoriety aside, do you think buddy could ever get away with this without a stack of C-notes on the table? Probably not. (No offense to Mr. Jeremy; he’s a legend and More ...
Old Farts, Young Tarts: the title really says it all. But let me reiterate, expand a little on what’s going on here. In one corner we have the grey beards, boozed nosed, pot bellied, bald headed, and loose skinned; in the other corner we have the teenish babes, tight bodied, pink lipped, doe eyed, and apparently in desperate need of a hard buck. Mix these two enchanting demographics together and we get this interesting little niche, old/young, a-boning. Now, I know what you’re thinking: grisly old dicks, who wants to see that? Well, there’s this remarkable thing about the male sex organ: the fucking thing doesn’t age. The dick More ...
Real Ex Girlfriends, hmmm, let's think about this. Are not the vast majority of women out there somebody else's ex? Yes. So, I guess it's okay that pornstars are featured in this “amateur” style site, because technically, they all have had boyfriends that they're no longer with; they qualify in an overtly dishonest way. Perhaps I'm over thinking this, but isn't this a strange dilemma. No, these ladies aren't first time amateurs just having fun with their handicams. This porn was shot by a professional and purposely made to look homemade. Tricky, yes; fatal, no. This is still good porn. Sure, some die hard amateur aficion More ...
As if the Seven Dwarfs didn’t fuck the shit out of Sleep Beauty. Come on! Dare I ask what you would do if you found yourself in a magical forest, a blushing comatose Disney babe blocking your pass? Does it matter which princess it so happens to be, Snow White, Cinderella, Jasmine, Ariel the mermaid--fishtailed or not? (Personally, I’d go for the redhead, scales be damned.) As a general rule of thumb, in fantasy land--which porn town exists squarely along the equator in—you always, always take full advantage of a sleazy situation. In fact, it’s your duty to be as presumptuous, vulgar, and exploratory as possible. Stick you dick More ...
Whoever said masturbation was easier for guys than for girls, didn't own a computer. If women masturbate as much as much as men is another matter, but as it stands now, if you're cranking a clit or cranking a cock, you're cranking. Profound, I know. Wild Solos, as you've probably have already guessed, is focused entirely on bangin' the hood, beating the beaver, cooking the clam, cucumbering the cooze, dipping the digits, fanning the fur, fingerbating fun. That's right, genital stimulation via phalangetic motion! The girls are young and seem to be just discovering the wet and wacky world of yanking the ya-ya. The action is fin More ...
