Creamed on Glasses is exactly that, bookish 4-eyed babes taking hot loads of semen on their testicle spectacles. Insert windshield wiper gif. Novelty aside, this site offers some excellent hardcore crankage. Most of the scenes involve the same three dudes working side-by-side, and in other arrangements, to drill, fill, and facial job applicants, secretarial staff, and summer interns all alike, professionalism be damned. The first 2 to 5 minutes of each installment is spent in setting-up the scenario, which is a nice touch considering that this is niche content and should be well established as such continually. Nothing bothers me mo More ...
I'm a professional, I've seen a million blessed vagina, a million gleaming anuses, and a few hundred faces that so astoundingly beautiful that my life may be ruined, but I've gotta tell ya, the Aussie strange of Girls Out West takes the fucking masturbatory cake and screws-the-hell-out-of-it. Picture happy, healthy girls--cute, real, and unspoiled, having fun, actually getting their hood-on! This is not LA, this is the Down Under where the wildlife is bitie and the boobs are honey feed. Okay, enough cliches. Straight up, Girls Out West is a killer site, a MUST for any fan of amateur darlings or girlfriends. The content is divide More ...
My job is to tell it to you straight. This involves being as unbiased as possible, not an easy thing to do when you're a guy like that who's filled with opinions. So in the spirit of total disclosure, I'm gonna lay in all out on the table for you. Latina porn isn't my thing. Yeah, it's good stuff—lots of hotties, great asses all around, feverish, hardcore—but at the end of the day, it simply isn't my deal. I generally go for amateur nasty first, then Milf or mature action, and I also have a thing for giant boobs, preferably au naturel. Latina porn is pretty low on my masturbatory priority list. That being said, quality is quality, More ...
You want dirty? How about a woman eating-out a man’s asshole? Pretty disgusting, right? Well, I’m here to report that it’s not the horror show one would expect, especially when the salad tosser is cute, young, and being simultaneously dick stuffed from every angle. Hear me out. It takes a lot of base, horny energy for a girl to go for that most repellent of holes, but that’s the core of it, what gives this disgusting action its potency. When a babe is chowing down on man crack and absolutely loving every texturized moment of it, that’s the irrefutable proof of her uncontainable, unadulterated fuck-lust. I can’t think o More ...
I guess Europeans are all about fucking with company. This is generally not the case in North America. Case in point, I had a dinner party a few weeks ago and it was great fun, lots of booze, some smoke, liberal and sexy guest—but it wasn’t an anal gangbang. Another example: yesterday I had a swim at a public pool. Again, no head from the lovely ladies doing laps. Did I ask them to lap my nuts instead? No. But in Europe apparently all a fella has to do is show up in life. Euro City Life, the website, explicitly illustrates this point. Practically every scene involves ordinary dudes being fucked five days from Friday simply beca More ...
When you're this big, they call you mister. Before I get into the nuts and bolts of this report, first I want to clear something up: there are three kinds of big dick. The first type I like to refer to as your-buddy's-big-dick; there's no denying it, the fucker's bigger than yours. Like my Uncle Fart used to say, 'You never know who's going to get one.' The next type of wang is the porno industry's standard, they're thick, long, and generally hard; they start at 8 and go from there. Girth is primarily what they have over your buddy's gagger, that and they're cut. The last and final rod is the fabled monster cock; these behemoths break More ...
Here’s the situation. She’s asleep (your wife, girlfriend, flat mate, whatever), but you’ve got a boner that won’t take “I’m lifeless” for an answer. What do you do? Options: A. Forget about it, it’s way too risky; B. Shove your dick in her mouth and hope she doesn’t bite it off; C. Shove your dick in her snatch--no teeth; or D. Gently uncover her ass and jerk-off to it at a safe distance. Most men would pick option A, most men being complete pussies (myself included). Sleep Surprise, the website, features the kind of man who goes for it. Sure it’s totally fake (has to be), but it doesn’t make this action any l More ...
Most gyms are hot pussy central, so it comes as no surprise to me that somebody has picked up on this and made a site featuring smokin’ babes pushing weight, pulling cock, and taking numbers. The Real Workout showcases a wide variety of sporty sluts toning abs while busting nuts. Kill two birds with one stone, why not? Naturally, all the hotties within are fit and firm, totally capable of running for miles, or better yet, fucking for hours. Lots of big names in the roister here; we have Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Melissa Lauren, Shawna Lenee, Sophie Dee amongst many other hot stars. The scenes are all gloriously hardcor More ...
How do you feel about sisters who fuck together? Let me clarify: how do you feel about sisters who fuck other dudes together? Is it creepy? Awesome? Some thing which is okay as long as they don’t seriously touch each other while working the pole? Personally, I would have to go with all-of-the-above. Of course it’s creepy, awesome, strange, exciting, disturbing, and downright badass, but that’s what is so fucking cool about it--you don’t know how to feel about it. They’re sisters, but they’re sucking the same cock, at the same time, sharing its ballsy batter. Is this right? Probably not, but you can argue that it’s a fi More ...
Porn is good now, porn will be good in the future, and yes, porn was pretty damn good in the past despite the technological limitations. Case in point, Vintage Classic Porn; this site specializes in smut going back as far as the 1920s and as recent as the 1980s. The first thing I noticed upon entering Vintage Classic Porn’s members’ area is that one can surf by decade. Naturally I made a B-line to the oldest examples of porn available. Instantly I was both surprised and impressed by the variety, explicitness, and originality of the content, the roaring twenties indeed. Sure the footage was super grainy and the pics were silvery b More ...
