Old Farts, Young Tarts: the title really says it all. But let me reiterate, expand a little on what’s going on here. In one corner we have the grey beards, boozed nosed, pot bellied, bald headed, and loose skinned; in the other corner we have the teenish babes, tight bodied, pink lipped, doe eyed, and apparently in desperate need of a hard buck. Mix these two enchanting demographics together and we get this interesting little niche, old/young, a-boning. Now, I know what you’re thinking: grisly old dicks, who wants to see that? Well, there’s this remarkable thing about the male sex organ: the fucking thing doesn’t age. The dick More ...
Porn, like any other kind of storytelling, is best when we get to know our characters. Sure, there’s nothing wrong with hardcore fucking, straight up, unadulterated. That being said, hearing a woman’s voice, knowing its shyness, before she starting yelling bloody-murder-for-more-cock can really color a scene, and add a deeper dimension to your dick stroking revelries. The people behind Solo Interviews understand this truism. Here we get some Q and A before the talent gets down and dirty with themselves. Now don’t worry, nothing too off topic is brought to the table. Most of the queries deal directly with how these girls like t More ...
Creamed on Glasses is exactly that, bookish 4-eyed babes taking hot loads of semen on their testicle spectacles. Insert windshield wiper gif. Novelty aside, this site offers some excellent hardcore crankage. Most of the scenes involve the same three dudes working side-by-side, and in other arrangements, to drill, fill, and facial job applicants, secretarial staff, and summer interns all alike, professionalism be damned. The first 2 to 5 minutes of each installment is spent in setting-up the scenario, which is a nice touch considering that this is niche content and should be well established as such continually. Nothing bothers me mo More ...
I'm a professional, I've seen a million blessed vagina, a million gleaming anuses, and a few hundred faces that so astoundingly beautiful that my life may be ruined, but I've gotta tell ya, the Aussie strange of Girls Out West takes the fucking masturbatory cake and screws-the-hell-out-of-it. Picture happy, healthy girls--cute, real, and unspoiled, having fun, actually getting their hood-on! This is not LA, this is the Down Under where the wildlife is bitie and the boobs are honey feed. Okay, enough cliches. Straight up, Girls Out West is a killer site, a MUST for any fan of amateur darlings or girlfriends. The content is divide More ...
My job is to tell it to you straight. This involves being as unbiased as possible, not an easy thing to do when you're a guy like that who's filled with opinions. So in the spirit of total disclosure, I'm gonna lay in all out on the table for you. Latina porn isn't my thing. Yeah, it's good stuff—lots of hotties, great asses all around, feverish, hardcore—but at the end of the day, it simply isn't my deal. I generally go for amateur nasty first, then Milf or mature action, and I also have a thing for giant boobs, preferably au naturel. Latina porn is pretty low on my masturbatory priority list. That being said, quality is quality, More ...
You want dirty? How about a woman eating-out a man’s asshole? Pretty disgusting, right? Well, I’m here to report that it’s not the horror show one would expect, especially when the salad tosser is cute, young, and being simultaneously dick stuffed from every angle. Hear me out. It takes a lot of base, horny energy for a girl to go for that most repellent of holes, but that’s the core of it, what gives this disgusting action its potency. When a babe is chowing down on man crack and absolutely loving every texturized moment of it, that’s the irrefutable proof of her uncontainable, unadulterated fuck-lust. I can’t think o More ...
I guess Europeans are all about fucking with company. This is generally not the case in North America. Case in point, I had a dinner party a few weeks ago and it was great fun, lots of booze, some smoke, liberal and sexy guest—but it wasn’t an anal gangbang. Another example: yesterday I had a swim at a public pool. Again, no head from the lovely ladies doing laps. Did I ask them to lap my nuts instead? No. But in Europe apparently all a fella has to do is show up in life. Euro City Life, the website, explicitly illustrates this point. Practically every scene involves ordinary dudes being fucked five days from Friday simply beca More ...
When you're this big, they call you mister. Before I get into the nuts and bolts of this report, first I want to clear something up: there are three kinds of big dick. The first type I like to refer to as your-buddy's-big-dick; there's no denying it, the fucker's bigger than yours. Like my Uncle Fart used to say, 'You never know who's going to get one.' The next type of wang is the porno industry's standard, they're thick, long, and generally hard; they start at 8 and go from there. Girth is primarily what they have over your buddy's gagger, that and they're cut. The last and final rod is the fabled monster cock; these behemoths break More ...
Here’s the situation. She’s asleep (your wife, girlfriend, flat mate, whatever), but you’ve got a boner that won’t take “I’m lifeless” for an answer. What do you do? Options: A. Forget about it, it’s way too risky; B. Shove your dick in her mouth and hope she doesn’t bite it off; C. Shove your dick in her snatch--no teeth; or D. Gently uncover her ass and jerk-off to it at a safe distance. Most men would pick option A, most men being complete pussies (myself included). Sleep Surprise, the website, features the kind of man who goes for it. Sure it’s totally fake (has to be), but it doesn’t make this action any l More ...
Most gyms are hot pussy central, so it comes as no surprise to me that somebody has picked up on this and made a site featuring smokin’ babes pushing weight, pulling cock, and taking numbers. The Real Workout showcases a wide variety of sporty sluts toning abs while busting nuts. Kill two birds with one stone, why not? Naturally, all the hotties within are fit and firm, totally capable of running for miles, or better yet, fucking for hours. Lots of big names in the roister here; we have Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Melissa Lauren, Shawna Lenee, Sophie Dee amongst many other hot stars. The scenes are all gloriously hardcor More ...
