Peter North is my favorite male pornstar; not only does he erupt like Mount St. Helen, he's all about ass, fucking femme bung with the grace and subtlety of a jackhammer drilling through asphalt. Without qualifying, he is a sight to behold, a man synonymous with big results. Peter is to cumshots what Chewbacca is to joint injuries—in-fucking-separable. Hey, there is no shame in being cast-typed, if the shoe fits… At Peter North DVD expect to witness the feats of ejaculation that earned this seminal figure top spot in porn's pantheon. It's hard to argue with talent, especial the kind that proves again and again with a deluge More ...
Tera Patrick is the brunette that all other brunettes should be judged against, she is virtually flawless, a ten out of ten. She is half Thai, a quarter English, and a quarter Dutch, but all slut. Simply put, she is 5 feet and 9 inches of ball draining, cock smoking, dick devouring fury. Tall, dark, and exotic, she is the nut-inspiring ying to our masturbatory yang. It is no wonder why she is arguably the number one pornstar in the world today. Mixing grace, style, health, and hedonism, Tera is a wet dream rendered in fresh, mascara, and bouncy bouncy. Her website showcases the best of her illustrious career. Expect anal scene after More ...
Girls can bust nuts too! Allow me to introduce Squirtalicious, a site dedicated to the wet and wacky world of female ejaculation. For those not familiar with the phenomenon, you're in for a real treat. The first time I witnessed a true gusher, my brain wouldn't believe what my eyes were telling it. I was convinced she was pissing or had water-loaded her hole… I was mistaken on both accounts. Fucked right, a lady can cum a clear six feet—and I'm not talking about a wad or two, I'm talking about a massive jet of femme spluge. Trust me, it's hotter than it sounds. Think about it, what's better than messy messy sex, sex that More ...
I Swallow Peter North—sounds like an easy task, it's not! As you may or may not know, Peter is the hailing king of cumshots. Dude's dick is like a .50 caliber machine gun, not only does the honking thing shoot off huge rounds, it's fully automatic. I've seen him unload 16 separate spurts in a single orgasm. Straight up, he's got energizer bunny balls; they keep on cumming and cumming... This is way swallowing Peter's copious seed is no laughing matter; it's like drinking a big bottle of hair conditioner or eating 5 times the daily recommended serving of dairy—it's just a lot of fucking volume! Amazingly, there are alwa More ...
Teen girls are to blowjobs what Indiana Jones is to bitches—in-fucking-separable. When was the last time you got truly amazing head? Yesterday? A month ago? A couple of years ago? Not even close. It was back in the day, am I right? Of course it was. Before there was real sex, there was oral. And boy, did those girls suck a mean nut, putting every ounce of sexually frustrated energy into a mouthy magnum opus. At this point, allow me to introduce Young Cum Gulpers, a site entirely devoted to kisser-hole coitus. The girls are hot, little Russian snow bunnies, and the action is explicit. I knew the Eastern Bloc was renowned f More ...
I'm not going to lie to you, I'm a big fan of hardcore smut, the nastier, the better; that being said, I can still appreciate the flirty subtleness of softcore. A muted touch, a barely audible moan, intelligent eyes—these are all good things—charming rather than lewd, delicate and fine like mindful dinning, the opposite of the usual masturbatory feed. Instead of nasty cum shots, we have sensual poses, instead of throaty blowjobs, we have slow rubdowns. When it comes to this kind of pornography no one does it better than MC Nudes. Without exaggeration, the ladies of this site are all perfect 10s. No skanks here, only beautif More ...
Silvia Saint is practically perfect looking. Straight up, I don't know why she's doing porn; she should be walking the catwalk or doing magazine ads for Dolce and Gabbana. Luckily for us horny bastards, she opted for the hardcore life. Why? I don't know exactly. My best two guesses are that she's a nymphomaniac that she needs be fucked 24/7 and that there is a god. Silvia Saint, the website, covers the best-of this amazing talent. What a beauty! Her every last detail is ideal; she has flawless boobs, an awe-inspiring body, an unspoiled ass, a textbook twat, and that face, heavens above, it has no equal. Blonde, blonde, blonde&hel More ...
The dude can cum. Wherever life takes Peter North, if he's thrown in prison, abducted by aliens, marooned on a desert island, one thing will always remain constant, his ability to bust nuts like a fucking champ. What is responsible for these ridiculous wads? Genetic engineering? Exotic drugs? Divine intervention? All of the above? If only it were as simple as answering a multiple choice question, unfortunately we may never unravel the mystery behind Peter North's notorious nuts. We can, however, enjoy his many über ejaculations. I'm watching one right now as a matter of fact, compliments of Peter North, the website. SPLAT! More ...
Get your machetes out fellas, we're entering full bush country. It's easy to forget watching modern porn that hirsute is a femme-hole's natural state. Most porn princesses go bald these days or very close to it. This is why it's such a treat to write about Hairy Undies, a site decided to wild beavers, uncut. Here we have pussy as it was originally meant to be, bearded and cum speckled. Now before you jump to conclusions, let me just say that these girls aren't backcountry hedge-pigs; on the contrary, they are as beautiful as any other pornstar, the main difference of course being their leg to leg carpeting. Naturally, the action More ...
Am I missing something here… Spoiled Virgins? If 'spoiled' they mean spoiled with penetrating cocks and clit slapping balls, then yes, these teen are treated to more than their fair share. But then where does the whole 'virgin' thing come in? I'm confused, but who cares—these baby-faced broads are a sight to behold, despite whatever status they may claim. Looking at these lasses, petite is the word that comes to mind; without exaggeration, there isn't a single princess here over a buck-twenty, and that's soaking wet with spluge. I guess either food is a little harder to come by in the Russia or they only breed gymnasts in th More ...
