I don't know about you, but when I see a bent over buxom behind something inside of me snaps; it might be my willpower, my reason, my morals, whatever the case may be the end result is me being sprung like a motherfucker. Nothing fires up a red blooded man's loins like a woman's ass, and the bigger the better! I can't think of a more welcoming sight then a pair of spread lady cheeks. They say that a picture is worth a thousand words, but what if that picture is of old brown eye, how the hell can I come up with even one word when I'm holding my breath trying not to jinx the can-show before me? Bootylicious Mag, a site devoted to all thin More ...
Mobile porn… even I'm afraid of the repercussions. Jesus, I masturbate enough at home, now I can take it to the streets with my iPod or PSP. Oh oh! That's just great; I'll never look at a public washroom in quite the same light. Watch out Johnny Solos, watch out change rooms, watch out mostly empty greyhound buses, if I'm packing, I'm pulling, it's just that simple. Now don't get the wrong idea, I'm not advocating illegal activities, I'm just saying lewd behavior is going to skyrocket once this shit catches on. Smut 1, Society 0. At this point allow me to introduce Score 2 Go, a site putting porno in your breast pocket. Present More ...
Fetishers, do I have a mega site for you! Behold: Sweet Members, the end-all and be-all of all things sexually extreme; we have deep throat gag fucks, pissing and watersports, pussy and ass fisting, old man and teen sex, huge insertions, sado-masochism, huge cum shots, anal hardcore, femdom, and of course, BDSM—it's all here in 21 banging sites. Furthermore, the vast majority of the girls are raw amateurs, freshly squeezed faces and bodies you have never seen before. Here's a taste of what you can expect: Fisting Lessons: Here we have lose-your-watch insertions, insane ass fisting, DP, and naturally all the wrong and raunchy warm-up More ...
As a gentleman, I reserve the phrase 'Kick Ass' for special instances; a winning underhanded goal in playoff hockey is kick ass; a fat tax refund, one which I don't deserve, is also kick ass; discovering that I'm in is a booze-can after last call is kick ass and then some. These are all fantastic things, but when it comes to porn I'm a jaded fellow and it takes a lot to impress me. I require variety, quality, and a perfect assembly of hot sluts to evoke the fore mentioned response. Kick Ass Pictures, an aptly named mega site, has all three of these qualities. Here's a brief overview of 5 of its 13 titles: Grrl Power: A teen destination More ...
Man, things sure have changed in the past 15 years. The other day I had a conversion with a buddy about computer porn, circa 1992. Yes, I used to brag about my brand new external 14.4 baud modem; my friends were so jealous that I could download a beaver-shot from a BBS (bulletin board system) in twenty odd minutes, instead of the usual 40 it took with a 2400 baud modem—and god forbid someone called the house during the process, all would be lost! Fast-forward to 2008, we have Incredible Pass, a mega site boasting well over a thousand full length videos in its archive. As soon as I see something I like, I'm stroking seconds later. T More ...
The Stall is my kind of mega site. To begin with, the content is nothing less than depraved hardcore debauchery. We have girls sucking random cocks, compliments of a seedy glory hole, no pun intended; we have bukkake action by the bucket load; we have actual whores put to work mere seconds after telling their sad sad story; and we have innocent teens from the Ukraine giving up their rectal virginity for a few measly rupees. Warning: you may go to hell after enjoying the 16 sites included in this membership, but hey, all the sluts are down there anywho! But I digress. Here's the rundown on a few of these sites: Glory Hole Girlz: This site More ...
We live in the age of one-stop-shopping; there're the cavernous holds of Wal-Mart, where you can buy a tent, a smoked ham, a carpet, and a plasma television; there're the endless aisles of Lowe's, where you buy hardwood flooring, a trailer for your truck, and a push mower. And let's not forget about Costco, where forklifts rather than bagboys help you to grab those hard-to-reach items. Sure, these mega-shops may be a sign of the apocalypse, but hey, they are sure are convenient. Why should porn be any different? Take a look at Jerk-Off Pass, a veritable big box store of online smut. For a single membership fee, you get access to 28 uniqu More ...
Variety is the spice of life. You gotta change things up; it's as simple as that. I know, it's easy to get stuck in a rut, eating the same foods, going to same places, watching the same gawd damn television shows, but breaking out of this vicious cycle is just as easy as saying no, and in the case of porno, just saying yes to NS All Access. This mega site has 14 premium destinations to help you broaden your horizons as well as 20+ bonus feeds thrown into the mix for good measure. Here's the rundown on some of the best titles: Butt Divers: To the hilt buggery has never looked so good on screen; the angles are right, the positions are perf More ...
The Jerked Network offers unfettered access to 14 premium sites and 24 feed sites; that's 38 sites in total, 38 niche ordered destinations for your viewing pleasure. Here's a section of some of the finer titles: Boobs and Bottoms: Slathered with baby-oil, nut buttered, or simply served a la carte, the well-rounded pornstars of this site masterfully fuck and suck to their cunt's content. Mouth Drillers: This site specializes in cock gulping girls throat banging biggie-sized black dicks. Sexy POV: Instead of being a fly-on-the-wall, you're a fly in some pornstar's head. Now that's a view! D MILF: These broads know dick, they know their ow More ...
Can pussy be included in the catalog of gastrointestinal delights? It has a tantalizing oceanic aroma, it has an oyster like texture, it hits the spot like a porterhouse, and good snatch, like food, isn't cheap. I know, I'm really reaching here. But one thing is certain, though—vagina sure is tasty! Naturally, we can all agree on that. At this point, allow me to introduce Tasty Pass, a mega site dedicated to sweet and savory poon. For one reasonable price, you get complete access to 9 quality smut destinations. The following is a sample taken from the menu: Tasty 18 and 19: A site devoted to deflowering fresh-faced newbies by th More ...
