Monster Dongs, it sounds like a Japanese science-fiction film—it's not; it is, however, a porn site dedicated to mutant penetrations… well, maybe not mutant, but definitely noteworthy. For example, Hillary Scott, a girl too pretty to be doing porn, takes it in the ass with a dildo I believe a bison would have some trouble accommodating. And then there's Audrey Hollander, the quintessential redhead, corn-holing herself with none other than two cobs of corn—very post-modern. This is what you can expect from Monster Dongs, beautiful Bettys fucking baseball bats, pool cues, oversized gourds, lava lamps, broom handles, and More ...
Wank My Wood, that's exactly what I want to do watching these handy girls work shaft and sack with their speedy palms. Holy shit, and I thought I spanked a mean schlong (for the sake of clarity, I am referring to my own member, not some other cock). Generally, I'm not a big fan of handjob sites, feeling that they lack 'the full Monty' as it were. I'm happy to report that this site, however, does not invoke this sentiment. With gorgeous gals cranking cock and busing nuts like it's 1999, Wank My Wood is one hot destination. It's all about the talent. Take Lauren Lee, for example; this beautiful blonde has a pair of boobs women kill for More ...
There is no denying it, Cheerleaders are masturbation gold. Young, fit, flexible and energetic, it is no wonder why these back-flipping coeds are responsible for more wet dreams than all the humped pillows of history combined! Those short skirts, long legged splits, and beaver revealing acrobatics, hell, it's fishing with dynamite—us fellas have no chance against these barely legal wiles. And everybody knows; Cheerleaders put out! What's that? Some are 'good girls.' I use to think the same thing; it's just common sense, plain probability, that a few of these gals go to church, are home by curfew, and don't suck cocks under More ...
Simply put, matures are the shit! You would be hard pressed indeed to find a cock crazier creature (naturally excluding the long-necked Cock-A-Saurus Rex of the cretaceous period). Straight up, these rusty jizz buckets will stop at nothing to satisfy their insane dick lust. Naughty Oldies is case in point; the seasoned ball-suckers of this site are kinkiness personified, the spirit of debauchery made into willing well-endowed flesh. And unlike their younger counterparts, there is nothing they won't do. Anal? Mandatory! Deep throat? Right off the bat! Ass to Mouth? Compulsory! Double penetration? Unavoidable! Facial? Absolutel More ...
Few things in this world compare to the beauty of a naked girl, freshly legal and ready to fuck. Some will argue that a pile of money or a supreme achievement is more desirable than an eager teen begging for sex. I say that these shortsighted fellas are fools. Think about it, why do these dicks want that cash or those accolades of success? Pussy! The moral of this story: be honest with yourself, know what you really want, and just go for it, rather than wasting your time chasing the bait instead of the prey. But if you don't have the time or patience for a major clam hunt, there is always Teenrotica, a site that has done the footwork fo More ...
I am constantly surprised by the female body. It's pretty cut-and-dry for us fellas; we get horny, we go hard; we imagine Oprah naked, we go soft—that's it, we've got two states, on and off. Women, on the hand, are complicated, hell, they're incomprehensible; they've got those hormones to deal with, that biological clock, their cycles, full moons, low tides, leap years, and the list goes on. Simply put, it's a full fucking plate; no wonder they get the nasty headaches that they do. Their saving grace, ironically enough, is that same body, specially their vagina. Think about all the amazing things it can do; mulitiple orgasms, &uum More ...
Seeing eye to eye is important, especially if it's a hottie you're connecting with as she's being reamed sideways. If you're unfamiliar with POV style porn, basically it's a camera technique which puts you in the driver's seat. For example, the way a blowjob is shot in this style suggests that the anonymous cock on-screen is your cock, and the cock-sucker in question is eyeballing you. The whole goal of Point-Of-View porn is to draw you further into the action, to mentally shrink that space between her lips and your nuts. Does it work? You bet your ass it does! Think about it, instead of some babe ogling the ceiling fan, or even wor More ...
There's a movie out right now in the theaters called The Bucket List, starring none other than Jack Nicholas and Morgan Freeman. It's about a couple of old guys doing all the things they want to do before they die; so they go skydiving, see the wonders of the world, etc., etc. I don't know about you, but my kick-the-bucket-list would start and end with a Triple BJ—to be more specific, a Triple BJ by a triad of pornstars. I can't think of a better way to say goodbye to the big show than blowing my load across a trinity of lapping tongues. This is what you can expect from Triple BJ, one dick, three babes, six hands, and a whole lot of More ...
On top of being a hilarious play on words, Sum Dum Cunt is actually an amazing Asian oriented porn site (no pun intended), and as tired and cranky as I am from boozing last night, I can't stop smiling a big perverted smile as I sift through its content. Right now I'm watching Ava Devine being murdered in the ass; this white guy is just going to town, drilling her backdoor balls deep thrust after thrust and my grin keeps on getting bigger and more grotesque. I could be the Joker right now aerating Batman's skull with a Desert Eagle; that's the kind of joy Sum Dum Cunt seems to instantly inspire. And it's just not me, having a few screws loo More ...
Handle My Wife, not a phrase you hear a lot, but in the crazy porno universe not only is it commonly said, it also makes perfect sense. You have a hyper-sexual spouse that has nearly erased your pecker with her cunt; you need help to keep her satisfied, thus you bring in a young stud to nip her cock-lust in the bud. Naturally, you watch the action go down, she is, after all, your wife—and it sure beats reality television! How considerate! How outlandish! Just what the nut doctor ordered for an afternoon delight! I've now watched about a dozen of these clips and every movie more or less follows this pattern. And luckily for us, th More ...
