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It seems unjust, even cruel, that not all cocks are created equal. How can a little fella compare to a monstrous member; there's no contest, a girthy ten will dominate a slim four in any situation—it's simple physics. Sure, some may argue that it's how you use it that counts; of course, you would never hear this from a well hung dude, or from his women for that matter. Plainly stated, Big Cocks are a cooze's kryptonite, lesser dongs need not apply. In porn, this point is explicitly clear; ladies just love the LD (long dick). The aptly named site, Big Cocks, drives this assertion home, no pun intended. In a wondrous display of muf More ...
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When god was handing out HUGE DICKS, I guess the brothers got there first. This is not to say that there wasn't a few extra gaggers laying around for the other races, I'm just saying that black dudes, by the numbers, have an unproportionate number of King Kong cocks. And in these honored ranks, a select few have truly stupendous man-sausages, schlongs enviable even amongst their brethren. Mighty Rods, the website, is stacked with such badass ballers. In this big dick destination only the most honking cast-iron cocks make the final cut. Naturally, sluts are drawn to these meat-poles like moths to a flame, putting on a mean ten pounds i More ...
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When you're this big, they call you mister. Before I get into the nuts and bolts of this report, first I want to clear something up: there are three kinds of big dick. The first type I like to refer to as your-buddy's-big-dick; there's no denying it, the fucker's bigger than yours. Like my Uncle Fart used to say, 'You never know who's going to get one.' The next type of wang is the porno industry's standard, they're thick, long, and generally hard; they start at 8 and go from there. Girth is primarily what they have over your buddy's gagger, that and they're cut. The last and final rod is the fabled monster cock; these behemoths break More ...
