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Electricity brought the Monster (Frankenstein) to life; apparently, it has the same effect on vaginas. Meet Dr. Sparky: he is your mad scientist, your compulsive experimenter, a pervert of the highest order, and one hell of a screw. His tools channel the force of pure energy; igniting pain and pleasure in equal parts, making ladies twitch with pleasure and moan in acute ecstasy. It would seem that the Doctor has quite the following. He has no shortage of available women for his twisted dominations; young and old, blond and brunette, white and black, all women are fair game, in turn they each get to feel his lighting touch and taser co More ...
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Some chicks you have to keep on a short leash. It's not that they will run off given the chance, but you want to keep them on hand, within an arm's reach just in case you got an angry nut to bust and getting up just isn't an option. The girls of Sluts on a Leash are exactly the kind of strange you want tied down. Given freedom, these feral fetish babes are liable to go on a rampage, throat banging any odd dude they run across. Like a werewolf on a full moon, some skanks need to be in chains to protect the unarmed masses. That said, these leather clad ladies are obedient in the right hands, taking in up the ass like a good girl shoul More ...
