Hobos, they might not have jobs, homes, families, food, possessions, hygiene, sanity, or prospects, but at least of few of them get laid. Allow me to introduce Bums in Action, a site dedicated to a vagrant's luckiest day. The premise is simple; women are hired to have sex with the dispossessed. Sounds classy, right? You don't know the half of it. These are not your regular penniless bastards, these old farts are penniless Russian bastards, surfs from the motherland's countryside—that's fucking poor! All of this being said, I really have to hand it to these booze-nosed derelicts; they can still get it up and fuck in a pinch. I know m More ...
Whenever I see a site name like Biohazard Bitches, I get all tingly inside. Is this gonna to be the one, I ask myself, the veritable Xanadu of internet porn. For a site to qualify as 'a vision,' a site for all other smut destinations to emulate, it can not only be extremely hardcore, but it must also be creative, have content unfathomable to lesser pages. I am glad to report that Biohazard Bitches aspires for this lofty rank. As soon as I entered the member's area, I was impressed with its pictures of hot blonds licking toiled seats and bent over brunettes taking wood in the ass, and I'm not referring to man wood—I'm talking about the More ...
Freaks of Porn is the first 'bizarre' site I've seen which actually lives up to its designation. Sure, all internet porn is a bit strange; two cocks stuffed in one vagina is sure to raise an eyebrow. But this stuff—Man, where to begin? I know. There's a little scene involving this blond hiker and a dildo monster. This fucking thing is bigger than a grizzly bear and looks like an upright centipede but with dicks for legs. For some unknown reason, this girl goes hog wild for the hideous creature, trying to suck and fuck its many gore adorned bell-heads. She does a good job of it two, taking two in the pink and one in the stink. Bu More ...
Speculum Plays is a website that takes playing doctor to a strange new level. Regardless if you're an aspiring gynecologist, confirmed pervert, or simply a curious bugger, this vag revealing destination will surely satisfy your curiosity and then some. Personally, I've never given much thought to what, exactly, the inside of a pussy looks like; pink and wet is all I've ever needed to know. Now, thanks to Speculum Plays, I've seen it all. If you're unfamiliar with this particular medical device, it's basically a hollow tube designed to keep a vagina gaped. Romantic, isn't it. And let me tell ya, it's a brave new world in there. Natura More ...
Monster Dongs, it sounds like a Japanese science-fiction film—it's not; it is, however, a porn site dedicated to mutant penetrations… well, maybe not mutant, but definitely noteworthy. For example, Hillary Scott, a girl too pretty to be doing porn, takes it in the ass with a dildo I believe a bison would have some trouble accommodating. And then there's Audrey Hollander, the quintessential redhead, corn-holing herself with none other than two cobs of corn—very post-modern. This is what you can expect from Monster Dongs, beautiful Bettys fucking baseball bats, pool cues, oversized gourds, lava lamps, broom handles, and More ...
'Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy.' No, this isn't another Rick Moranis movie; it's the banner for Kick Ass Pussy Pump, a site dedicated to ballooned cunts. How, you ask. How indeed! Basically, they have this medical-grade suction device which they use to literally puff-out the labia majora and menorah into this frontal bum looking thing. Sounds crazy, I know—IT IS! Once these biggie sized slits are inflated, they get the usual porn treatment. Man, do these engorged holes ride tight, all swollen in near perfect circle. I have to admit, at first I was taken aback by these bulbous snatches, but then I was like: 'Wow, this is diffe More ...
Don't worry. That's not shit all over her face, It's Just Chocolate! Perhaps once every couple of months I come across a truly unique site, a page like no other; It's Just Chocolate is definitely one of these sites. Basically, it is a faux shat destination, the stinky stuff being replaced by sweet sweet cocoa; though, I have to admit, the line between real and fake is blurred in many situations. For example, it's not uncommon for one of these girls to load her rectum with chocolate syrup and then shit it out. Would you consider her brown liquid excrement still food, or has it crossed over, become diarrhea, having been voided from the a More ...
Allow me to begin by saying; you only get one birthday a year—that's it! Pedro, you sneaky bastard, I know you only have one leg to stand on, but don't be coy. You pay for sex. Don't say this is a once-a-year thing. Be honest. Trust me, you'll feel better about yourself. Yes, this is a site staring a black amputee by the name of Pedro. He will pretty much say anything to get laid, a class act all around. With a gangster's swagger and a stump for a left leg (I'd say he's three inches short of having a left knee), our brother of the golden chains will not let his handicap hamper his player's ways. And to his credit, he screws so More ...
