3rd Movies, I think I studied this movement in my film theory class. There I was, back row, my laptop to my left, my dick to my right. Pulling out the boss and give him a hard time was the only way I could get though a 4 hour discussion on Italian Realism. Sure people knew what was going on, I didn't care. You gotta do what you gotta do. Call me crazy, but I'd rather be known as a masturbating stud than a sleeping dud any day. But I digress. Here I was, carousing the net and suddenly I get this email. It was my roommate and he had sent me a link to 3rd Movies, lucky guy was cranking in the privacy of our dorm. Anyways, I typed More ...
No one can dispute the legendary status and impact of Hustler Magazine; it has been an American icon since Larry Flynt raised the bar (or lowered it) back in 1974. And although the circulation of the magazine is a fraction of what it once was, their product keeps on getting better. Take a gander at the names of some of their video series: Asian Fever, Barely Legal, Casting Couch, Cum Swallowers, Cum Swappers, Ghetto Booty, and Precious Pink—yeah—top notch smut! And guess what? It's all available for your cranking pleasure at Hustler.com. From finger-licking Vaginatarians to Trash Talking Coeds to Squirts Illustrated, this site has it More ...
There are bad auditions, and then there are auditions where you get fisted in the ass. Allow me to introduce Sweet Auditions, where young hot ladies tryout to be the dirtiest sluts on the net. In all honesty, these gals may be the raunchiest babes in all the 4.2 million websites dedicated to porn. Take Mia, one of Sweet's marquee babes, for example; this gorgeous gal loves being pissed on, jizzed on, and fisted in every hole, she eats man crack, girl gash, and chocolate syrup squired from another slut's asshole—talk about heart! And she's by no means alone, all of these babes are extreme, cock suckers of the basest variety. I'm no cas More ...
Woman's underwear is sexy, be it a sporty cotton, a sexy silk, or lacy lingerie. They cover the goods, sure, but anticipation is half the fun. You're naked as the day you were born, but she still has that one piece of armor on. Until it's off (or pushed to the side) your cock is in no man's land. She looks so sexy. You wonder what her beaver looks like. You go for the glory. She arches her back so her panties come off easily. In one mighty pull you have them at her ankles. Good enough. You behold the wet hair pie. You had figured her as a shaved girl, but hey, you've been wrong before. A little muff has never hurt anyone. Yo More ...
Angie is the kind of gal who doesn't split cunt hairs; she'll chomp a dick, she'll munch a carpet, it's really doesn't matter to her. One, two, three, four partners—hell, she'll screw the whole coed softball team. Blond, big breasted, bi, and willing, you can't argue with that. Needless to say, the action is a cooze splattering Bacchanal. Angie is a giver and taker, a multitasker, a hottie with cock on the mind and pussy in her dreams. Her blowjobs are top notch, she rides rail like a runaway train, and her cunnilingus is second only to her analingus. My favorite scene involves Angie getting dildoed while three steps up on a ladder, More ...
Arab Street Hookers is the first site of this particular ethnic theme which I have come across. Here we witness how Aladdin originally spent his 3 wishes—on whores! Sure, he could have had the princess, but who wants to put up with that headache; bring me jewels, bring me dancing elephants, build me an insane palace. Fuck that shit! 'Genie, I want to be up to my knees in belly dancer pune.' (In Robin William's voice) 'Yes master, will anal sex be required?' 'Is that another wish?' 'I'll throw it in for free if my big blue cock can have sloppy seconds.' 'Baller!' This is kind of what you can expect in Arab Street Hookers, 'Persian More ...
Abbraxa: her name conjures images of warrior gunslingers and intergalactic bounty hunters. It is an extreme moniker for an extreme personality; straight up, this bodacious babe is a pornographic force of nature. She'll take a fist up the ass as greedily as she'll take one in the gash. She loves water sports, slurping pussy juice, deep throating king cock, and receiving a blast of cum on her puckered lips. Her tastes include every genre in the smut universe; bondage, gaping assholes, peeing, fisting, salad tossing, machine, bizarre objects, S&M, spitting butts, orgy, double penetrations, and let's not forget vaginal sex. If you like goth More ...
Most people talk about having good-hard fucks, but do they really know what they're talking about? Hardly (no pun intended). Most folks have no conception of what a real screw involves. They think that speed equals intensity; how wrong they are. Sure speed is a factor, but a truly vicious screw is all about abuse. Between consensual adults this means heavy handed ass slapping, hair pulling, filthy facials, gagging blowjobs, and anal sex that would make a Tranny go pale. If she isn't screaming at the top of her lungs in ecstasy, there's still more a fella can do. Until her mascara is running down her face in a slurry of cum, sweat, and More ...
These husbands are veritable saints; selfless, enlightened, and noble beyond comprehension. Or they just might be complete fucking idiots. Would you let some Pornstar screw your wife? The repercussions are obvious. How could you measure up afterwards; a professional's physical attributes and mastered craft currently trump anything you bring to the table. These husbands must be crazy or there is something in the equation that I'm missing. What's the deal? What does he get in return? I'm afraid we might never know. (It must involve a Lamborghini or he gets to sleep with one of her sisters, something outrageous like that). After watchi More ...
Solo Masturbation is not Chewbacca's buddy tossing one in the back of the Millennium Falcon. Solo Masturbation is a porn genre that showcases individual girls school their vaginas in the art of the pleasurable cuff. It involves oils, fingers, dildos, vibrators, and an assortment of household items going loco in and on, hood and hole. In Sex Toy Teens we have a variety of coeds jerking with some the luckiest molds since Angelina Jolie had the Congolese beaver stink. If reincarnation exists, I want to come back as one of these faux cocks. Man-o-man, do they ever rub one off. No body cavity is ignored. 9 out of 10 Imperial Emperors a More ...
