Remember Peg Bundy? Remember how gawd-damn horny she was? …I ruined some good socks on her too. For its time, Married, with children was a real pathfinder; television had got it right for once, older women-then and now-are fucking rabid for cock, even tired shoe salesman cock. Milf Riders showcases these nut-lusting moms and the guys they love to learn! “Sure your college friends can sleep over, Jim,” is generally how these scenes start. “Wow Jimmy, your friends really showed my asshole who's boss,” is generally how they end. (“Damn it Mom! Stop banging my friends?!) Milf Riders is a great exemplar of its genre More ...
Jurassic Cock is not the next installment in the Jurassic Park franchise (despite my letters to Steven Spielberg); it is, however, somewhat of a cautionary tale about how money can pretty much buy anything—in this case, young tight pussy for dirty old men. Case in point: Ron Jeremy. This dude has no business being fucked by the adorable young starlets featured in this site. But there he is, on my screen, giving the old in-out to a teenish perfect ten. His fame and notoriety aside, do you think buddy could ever get away with this without a stack of C-notes on the table? Probably not. (No offense to Mr. Jeremy; he’s a legend and More ...
Shady P I is quite the piece of work, the dude and the website. Let’s talk about the dude first. The claim is that Shady became a private investigatory “to expose the cheating pieces of shit whores you once loved.” Is it me, or does it sound like Shady has a bit of a chip on his shoulders? Yeah, no doubt about it; this private dick is fueled by misogynistic rage; and he probably hates himself to, most likely for jerking off to the same “bitches” he’s trying to bust. Some quick, ring the irony bell. But that’s enough about Shady. On to the site, which so happens to be a pretty decent voyeurism destination. As to be expe More ...
Old Farts, Young Tarts: the title really says it all. But let me reiterate, expand a little on what’s going on here. In one corner we have the grey beards, boozed nosed, pot bellied, bald headed, and loose skinned; in the other corner we have the teenish babes, tight bodied, pink lipped, doe eyed, and apparently in desperate need of a hard buck. Mix these two enchanting demographics together and we get this interesting little niche, old/young, a-boning. Now, I know what you’re thinking: grisly old dicks, who wants to see that? Well, there’s this remarkable thing about the male sex organ: the fucking thing doesn’t age. The dick More ...
Here’s the situation. She’s asleep (your wife, girlfriend, flat mate, whatever), but you’ve got a boner that won’t take “I’m lifeless” for an answer. What do you do? Options: A. Forget about it, it’s way too risky; B. Shove your dick in her mouth and hope she doesn’t bite it off; C. Shove your dick in her snatch--no teeth; or D. Gently uncover her ass and jerk-off to it at a safe distance. Most men would pick option A, most men being complete pussies (myself included). Sleep Surprise, the website, features the kind of man who goes for it. Sure it’s totally fake (has to be), but it doesn’t make this action any l More ...
Most gyms are hot pussy central, so it comes as no surprise to me that somebody has picked up on this and made a site featuring smokin’ babes pushing weight, pulling cock, and taking numbers. The Real Workout showcases a wide variety of sporty sluts toning abs while busting nuts. Kill two birds with one stone, why not? Naturally, all the hotties within are fit and firm, totally capable of running for miles, or better yet, fucking for hours. Lots of big names in the roister here; we have Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Melissa Lauren, Shawna Lenee, Sophie Dee amongst many other hot stars. The scenes are all gloriously hardcor More ...
Remember that Billy Ocean song “Get out of my dreams, get into my car”? Well, College Fuck Tour has borrowed the essence of that song and taken it to the next level, replacing Mr. Ocean's car with a SUV and swapping out Mr. Ocean's optimism for downright vile fantasy. Billy, your drive-by vision lives on. With 40 tour dates under their belt, the dudes behind this site have respectably jizz their way through the ranks of academia, screwing frosh flunkies and Rhodes scholars alike in hardcore grandeur. We have all business Devin with her tie, shirt, and glasses combo, book smart and ball smart, catching every rivet of sleaze juice More ...
The ladies of Handjob Lessons should open schools in every major city of the world and educate the ignorant masses. They are masters, practitioners, and PhDs of the ancient art of snake charming. Watch them choke the many incarnations of Kojak with speed and strength. Watch them put the final clamp on the pipe as it builds with pressure. Kaboom!!!!!!! “Sorry blinky, I didn't mean to get you in the eye.” Personally, I need to know how these gals got so good at giving handjobs. Every one of them must have played the trombone in high school. (Mental note: cruise local brass bands) Some of these babes juice one guy, some More ...
Top world educators agree; anal sex scores are down. “Due to this serious crisis, the trustee board has recently recruited a crack squad of sodomites, givers and takers, who'll teach students worldwide the intricate values of reaming rectum. God speed intrepid impalers.” Only in an enlightened world. Anal Sex Lessons dares to dream. The gals we see in this site seem to be studying at the master's level. And don't let the title mislead you, these chicks are well-rounded student/teachers, taking a deep dick in just about any available orifice. And good news for you DP fans, Double penetration is a staple throughout the More ...
