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It seems unjust, even cruel, that not all cocks are created equal. How can a little fella compare to a monstrous member; there's no contest, a girthy ten will dominate a slim four in any situation—it's simple physics. Sure, some may argue that it's how you use it that counts; of course, you would never hear this from a well hung dude, or from his women for that matter. Plainly stated, Big Cocks are a cooze's kryptonite, lesser dongs need not apply. In porn, this point is explicitly clear; ladies just love the LD (long dick). The aptly named site, Big Cocks, drives this assertion home, no pun intended. In a wondrous display of More ...
Any cock that could double as a baseball bat is balling in my books. Every girl knows it is the important commandment: Thou must bend over and take the wrath of big ass schlongs! There's nothing a gal likes better than a megasite full of megacocks. Big Cocks Porn promises me all the big dick I can handle – and the horny hoochies who love it. Come on my sisters, spread eagle and fly! More ...
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I had 13 inches of cock. Would I use my endowment for good or would I use it for evil? Would I control it or would it control me? If I went for a long drive, would it ride shotgun? If it got cold would it shrink to a paltry 9? Needless to say, 13 fat inches would irrevocably change my life; from mild mannered man to pipe laying monster, it would undoubtedly be a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Huge Dick situation. Alas, it was not meant to be. Luckily, I can still dream, or better yet, make a b-line to Black Pipe Layers, a site utterly devoted to hung brothers and the holes they love to murder. More ...
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It's a rare breed of woman that takes the thick end of an aluminum baseball up her ass, or a breadstick in the vagina for that matter. Talk about asking for a yeast infection. Granted, I'm sure that's the last thing on her mind as the gardening tools are being prepped for penetration. Needless to say, Dildo Brutality dares to be ambitious, turning everything from a bundle of pencils to a water cooler bottle into a faux penis. No orifice is sacred; assholes are reamed just as hard as snatches in an all out attack on good sense. And the astonishing this is, all the girls are smoking hot babes. You would figure that they would recruit on More ...
A hot dog is good. Sausage is better. But a Salami? A big honkin' piece of meat like that leaves horny girls a slobbery, slippery mess. And there's nothing I'd rather watch more than a girl begging for seconds. Or thirds. In any case, the idea of Freakish Cocks really turns my crank. The site promises to deliver 'the biggest cocks on the net'. And there are definitely a few bottle sized boners that are on the verge of splitting cheeks. More ...
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What is a 'Big Cock,' an easy enough question, right? Believe it or not, penises are mysterious creatures, schooled in the arts of both stealth and deception. For example, let us consider what I like to call Transformers; these members are indubitably 'more than meets the eye.' Flaccid they aren't much to write home about, scared little things, ranging a few inches. But put a tight slit in front of them—insert sound effect—and what was small is now giant, worthy of cheer and salutation; 'a grower, not a shower,' my Uncle Fart was known to call them. There are more cases in point, but that will have to wait for another time. More ...
Like pushing a pickle through a cheerio, these monster cocks are a mouthful. Is too much of a good thing bad? Depends. Does the girl in question has a hinge jaw like those snakes that can swallow a bird twice its size? Speaking of snakes, there are some bad ass black anacondas slithering around in this site's media fescue. There are a few white guys in the mix as well, but to be candid, they just don't measure up. The brothers have them beat. More ...
