An award winner, Ashley Renee knows her subject matter. She is a Bondage Maven of the highest order. She has been a central figure in this scene for twenty years, with over a hundred titles to her credit. A submissive master of continually stunning work, she is a contradiction in binding couture. Her site showcases her vivid work. She is in her element in either a dungeon or an art-house setting, mixing pain and pleasure in unequal parts. One hardly knows if she is cumming or going. Wrapped in plastic, bound in leather, gagged, hogtied, or strung up- she is something to behold. Her scenes can be both dynamic and subtle, her la More ...
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Whenever I see a site name like Biohazard Bitches, I get all tingly inside. Is this gonna to be the one, I ask myself, the veritable Xanadu of internet porn. For a site to qualify as 'a vision,' a site for all other smut destinations to emulate, it can not only be extremely hardcore, but it must also be creative, have content unfathomable to lesser pages. I am glad to report that Biohazard Bitches aspires for this lofty rank. As soon as I entered the member's area, I was impressed with its pictures of hot blonds licking toiled seats and bent over brunettes taking wood in the ass, and I'm not referring to man wood—I'm talking about More ...
Hobos, they might not have jobs, homes, families, food, possessions, hygiene, sanity, or prospects, but at least of few of them get laid. Allow me to introduce Bums in Action, a site dedicated to a vagrant's luckiest day. The premise is simple; women are hired to have sex with the dispossessed. Sounds classy, right? You don't know the half of it. These are not your regular penniless bastards, these old farts are penniless Russian bastards, surfs from the motherland's countryside—that's fucking poor! All of this being said, I really have to hand it to these booze-nosed derelicts; they can still get it up and fuck in a pinch. I kn More ...
Understatement is a rare thing in the porn universe; even in the civilian world, resisting sexual exaggeration flies in the face of basic programming. This is why the fetish site Crazy Spandex Girls is such a gem. All things being equal, this messed up destination should really be called Stupid Loco Insane Deranged Mad Mind-Fuck Outlandish Spandex Alien Girls instead of its current moniker. I've seen some strange shit in my smut reviewing tenure, but these broads take the cake. To begin with, full body latex suits are the norm here; patterned, printed, matte, or metallic, every conceivable configuration is well represented. Then add extr More ...
Electricity brought the Monster (Frankenstein) to life; apparently, it has the same effect on vaginas. Meet Dr. Sparky: he is your mad scientist, your compulsive experimenter, a pervert of the highest order, and one hell of a screw. His tools channel the force of pure energy; igniting pain and pleasure in equal parts, making ladies twitch with pleasure and moan in acute ecstasy. It would seem that the Doctor has quite the following. He has no shortage of available women for his twisted dominations; young and old, blond and brunette, white and black, all women are fair game, in turn they each get to feel his lighting touch and taser co More ...
Fetish Transformation provides a window into the bizarro universe of cosplay (costume play), extreme kink, and avant-garde smut. Have you ever wondered about Sailor Moon's anus, or what live-action lesbian mannequins might do behind closed doors; well, I've got good news for you, Fetish Transformation has got your freaky-deeky curiosities covered. Here we've got naked femme-lizards, silver surfer skanks, gold statue sluts, alien cooze contortionists, anime exhibitionists, and disturbingly anthropomorphic lady-bears. Simply put, it's a fucked up free-for-all. The action is generally a lot of posing, garnished with a light touch of m More ...
Do you remember that Seinfeld episode when George Costanza tries to combine his two great passions, sex and food; well, that's Food Bangers in a nutshell. Sexy broods down dick in a bun, fuck carrots and cucumbers, and have beverages of all kinds licked off their naughty parts. It's a grocer's wet dream. Sure, it's gimmicky, but that's the point. And the players involved are in on the joke and it shows positively in their performances. Relaxed porn stars work best; their dick are that much harder, their pussies that much wetter. They're having fun, getting wild, and relishing the absurdity of their fate. 'Look at me, universe, I h More ...
Freaks of Porn is the first 'bizarre' site I've seen which actually lives up to its designation. Sure, all internet porn is a bit strange; two cocks stuffed in one vagina is sure to raise an eyebrow. But this stuff—Man, where to begin? I know. There's a little scene involving this blond hiker and a dildo monster. This fucking thing is bigger than a grizzly bear and looks like an upright centipede but with dicks for legs. For some unknown reason, this girl goes hog wild for the hideous creature, trying to suck and fuck its many gore adorned bell-heads. She does a good job of it two, taking two in the pink and one in the stink. Bu More ...
Ghetto Confessions is one of the strangest sites I've ever had the pleasure of reviewing. The content: actually interviews with crack whores and fucked-up prostitutes. Let me tell you, this is sordid and vile stuff, and consequencely, interesting as hell. The ladies, as you can imagine, are broken disgusting skanks; their ages, any one's guess; they look sixty, but could very well be forty. Hard living and hard fucking has taken its toll on these fallen women, with wild eyes and grassy hair, these broads have seen better days. In each scene, half the time is spent learning the foul (and amusing) details of a street hooker's life; the More ...
