10 Man Cum Slam; romance is alive and well, and apparently travels in packs. It takes a certain kind of girl to take a dozen dudes to spluge town. First of all, they have to be coordinated, able to jerk schlong with both hands and give head to multiple moving targets—all at the same time! They also have to enjoy being the mandatory landing strip for a cacophony of cumshots. The Rolling Stones sang 'Paint, it Black' in 1966, but would have sang 'Paint her White,' if they had watched these videos in 1965. Needless to say, this is bukaki type shit, the stuff of lineups and puddles. Amazingly, all the women are cute young things More ...
An apple a day will keep the dentist away; conversely, brushing your teeth with jizz will have them running to drill and fill any cavity they can find—if you know what I mean. Allow me to introduce Cum Brushers, a site decided to blowjobs and oral hygiene (in that order). It is rare indeed that a site has me laughing out loud before I enter its very gates; this is such a site. How am I to control myself when confronted by girls actually brushing their choppers round and round with cum for Colgate? It's not an everyday sight (pun intended). Despite their questionable customs, these ladies are sexy pots of the finest make. There isn More ...
I love seeing girls getting along so well, sharing, working together in the true spirit of corporation, partners in crime, and sisters in cum. Suck that dick, lube that pussy, watch it close as it goes deep; give it a lick as it plunges in your roommate's vagina. We are all friends here. What's a little jizz between bosom buddies? Back and forth the semen goes, still cooling from its nut sac foundry. Yum! Who will swallow it? A pointless question for it has already disappeared, somewhere in the heat of their deep mouth lock. The title Cum Swap Sluts nails the premise of this site right on the head. These gals are dick craven har More ...
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The first thing that comes to mind reviewing this site is the movie Ghostbusters. Remember ectoplasm? Remember Slimmer? Remember Bill Murray getting slimed? Well, Gooey Holes shares Ghostbusters' affinity for supernatural jizzings. These girls ooze the white stuff like post-op Trannies in the can. To be candid, it's kind of hard to believe this shit is for real; cum pissing out of asshole to form cum puddles. And she licks it up with a big smile of her face. Okay, that's milk- ladies work on that poker face.Despite the hoax-like regurgitations, the videos of Gooey Holes are turn-your-phone-off banging. The girls are gorgeous, taking More ...
One tasty treat comes to mind while surfing Messy Holes: vanilla fudge. If there was such a thing as 4X porn, this would be it. A double-packed asshole is a sight to behold. A double-packed asshole actually riding two dicks then squiring the load of two is what you call a masterpiece. If only Alfred Hitchcock were alive to see the film medium rise to this lofty standard. Oh boy! I'm sure he would have smash himself right where he stood. Once again, I'm in awe of Audrey Hollander. She rounds off the top of the talented ladies of Messy Holes. This fiery redhead knows no limit. With pale freaked skin and the face of an elfin princess More ...
There are 4 major types of ejaculation. The first, and perhaps most famous, cumshot is the where-did-it-go nut bust. Oh, oh! A stray bullet is not the kind of thing you want floating around in the ether. God forbid it show up in the middle of a business meeting or class presentation. The second kind of load is one every man is familiar with, the masturbation wad. These messes usually can be found in or around the bellybutton and are easily cleaned up with a t-shirt or sock; they are not much to write home about. The third type of splooge I like to call the howitzer; it's big, rapid fire, and usually is accompanied by a large noise, usu More ...
No Cum Dodging Allowed, now that's a rule to get in writing! To be completely candid, if a girl is concerned with getting messy in the sack, she isn't worth the effort. Sex, like a food fight, gets dirty; it's an intrinsic part of the whole and cannot be filtered out. Without the smells, stains, and sweat, you've got nothing. And by the end of a decent session, there should be fucking salt marks on the carpet and seed everywhere, but mostly on her. There you have it, the cumshot maxim: 'Mostly on her!' I'm glad to report, that No Cum Dodging Allowed takes this philosophy and raises it to: 'Mostly down her throat!' Now that's what I c More ...
The dude can cum. Wherever life takes Peter North, if he's thrown in prison, abducted by aliens, marooned on a desert island, one thing will always remain constant, his ability to bust nuts like a fucking champ. What is responsible for these ridiculous wads? Genetic engineering? Exotic drugs? Divine intervention? All of the above? If only it were as simple as answering a multiple choice question, unfortunately we may never unravel the mystery behind Peter North's notorious nuts. We can, however, enjoy his many über ejaculations. I'm watching one right now as a matter of fact, compliments of Peter North, the website. SPLAT! More ...
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