I've always heard it referred to as a 'Blinky.' This is when a cum shot, intention or not, hits a woman (or a man I suppose) right in the eye. And yes, the knee jerk effect is to blink, hence the wonderfully creative moniker: Blinky! What happens next? You guessed it; a little pinkness creeps into those peepers. It's profound, I know. Does it make for good porn? Surprisingly yes. It's your classic facial with a humorist twist. 9 out of 10 Judge Judys agree, that's funny shit. The buildup to the obligatory optic spulge is some of the best head this side of Eden. With choice cuts of Blond and Brunette, our culinary suck earns a ranki More ...
Who ever said slurping was rude was right on the money. It is rude, but when it's cum being slurped, it's even ruder. All you sloppy blowjob girls out there, don't ever grow old, stay young forever. Semen Slurpers is about gooey blowjobs and nasty facials. The girls are rabid dick-lickers hailing from the sexist echelons of hell, their sucking prowess a testament of their innate wickedness. Though don't get the wrong idea, these hussies aren't one-sided, their sex repertoire has depth as well. They gladly take cocks in the rear and always welcome a good cunt drilling. My favorite girl is Jessica. Her caption says it best: '[she] l More ...
Admire a girl that loves doing shots. Respect a girl that can down five shots in a row. But you absolutely have to kneel down and kiss the heels of a slut who slurps down five shots of cum without batting an eye. In Shots of Cum, that's what we are dealing with, girls that drink spunk as if it were a fine brandy. I'm serious, they drink it from proper one ounce shot glasses (quartered filled). I wonder what you toast to with a glass full of seed? Fertility? Anyways, the sex leading up to the tasty treat is banging. We have 3somes, gangbangs, anal, ass to mouth, double penetrations, and of course, messy blowjobs. What else can I More ...
Take the hottest woman you have ever seen and put a nine inch cock down her throat; that's Sloppy Gaggers in a nutshell. We have beautiful blonds, brunettes, and redheads chugging massive man canons. These girls must hail from long lineages of sword swallowers, because basically they have no gag reflex and sport a bottomless gullet. This is to the hilt cock sucking at its best. This site showcases some of the biggest talents to take the porn world in recent years; we have Tory Lane, Audrey Hollander, and Jenaveve Jolee just to name a few, blowing punk cocks away like Dirty Harry on a bad day. The spunk hits the fan and these ladies d More ...
Cute timid librarians of the world—beware; droves of men want to cum on your glasses (the ones you're presently wearing on your face). She could be a tight bodied bookworm, a near sighted school teacher, a myopic geek girl, or just a hottie with poor vision, it doesn't matter, glasses are endearing, hence they must be jizzed. Allow me to introduce Specs Appeal, a site dedicated to the marriage of soul mates, corrective lenses and spunk. The girls are charming and sex is anything but shy. We have assholes being jack hammered with sweet abandon, we have throats being serenaded by Mr. Bell Head, and we have gooey facials, blinky enable More ...
These girls give amazing head and hand, these dudes blow magnificent loads; it's a match made in facial heaven. I have witness some giant spluges in my day (Peter North) so when I had heard about a site called Sperm Blasters I was immediately suspicious. I am glad to say that in this particular case, the content lives up to the hype. We get exactly what we are promised; girls being hosed by massive cum bursts. I had to slow down the first money shot I watched to make sure it was real and on the level. And there it was, a thick, long stream of jizz launched from point A, the dick-hole, to point B, an expectant mouth. SPPPLLLAT! It lo More ...
She's down on her luck. The bills need to be paid. It's time to hit the pavement and look for a new job. Man, she hates being interviewed; some crotchety geezer busted her ass about the holes in her resume. Okay, so she's been a dancer on and off for the past five years. So what! That doesn't mean she can't hack it in an office environment. Monday morning, 9 o'clock appointment, and she's dressed to kill. A secretary leads her to an ultra modern office. Two seconds later, this über hot stud in a thousand dollar suit walks in. Just looking at his massive pecks she goes wet between the legs. Yadda, yadda, yadda… His dick hits t More ...
The age old question: Spit or Swallow? Of course there is only one correct answer and let me give you a hint: it involves digestion. Naturally, the bitch should swallow. The act of spitting is reserved for camels and chewing tobacconists, not cock-suckers of the highest order. And true blowjob professionals should not only ingest a simple load, they must be cum gluttons, chugging veritable cocktails of the white stuff. In Swallow This Bitch we get exactly that; sexy girls downing man pulp by the pint. Well, maybe not by the pint, but they do raise the bar, brandishing funnels and other spunk utensils so they can quench their extreme j More ...
Some things in this world will never get old; easy money, a bitching car, and last but not least, a facial darling. Allow me to introduce Sweet Loads, where the wads are heavy weights, the girls are tight, and the blowjobs are epic. One after another, we witness amazing cumshots, masterfully aimed right to the kisser. These dudes must be marksmen because they never miss. I wonder if they had to go to spunk school, train at a range, pepper jizz buckets with their seed until they got it right. (Wow, that's an image.) Perhaps my favorite thing about his site is its young ladies. I say indoctrinate girls to be cum catchers as soon as the More ...
Jizz by the bucket load; what's not to love about that? Tampa Bukkake is a cum spattered debacle, although, not in the classic sense of its genre. Instead of twenty dudes blasting on one chick, the scenes are generally gangbang/orgy material. I might be splitting cunt hairs here, but the distinction matters for some. That said, we get massive cumshots and gooey facials, we get chick after chick getting über drilled; and of course, we get a blinky or two (eye shots). I hope these girls are on the pill; if not, they may have some explaining to do down the road: 'Sorry Jimmy, I was filled to the rim with man seed. Any one of your t More ...
