Nothing gets a red-blooded man harder than a woman's ass. I once heard a story about a foot solider that had an arm cleaved in battle, and dying on the ground, still jerked-off to an exposed femme-bum across the way with his remaining good hand (it was a coed skirmish). Straight up, us fellas are bonkers for butts. You can actually observe the intelligence leaving our brains and flying out the window as soon as a lady rump is unveiled. It is this very reason why I'm having so much trouble reviewing Solo Butts; the mahogany in my pants is screaming for immediate action, drowning out all critical thought. With top dollar dames like M More ...
Her name is Jessica Fiorentio and she is a fiery redhead, complete with matching freckles and rug. Her translucent dildo is also red—a double headed big boy she nearly melts in her pune. With perky tits and a great face, she is one smoking cooze to behold, especially when she is working herself to a frenzied climax. Fairness is perhaps her greatest quality; she treats both her cunt and asshole with equality when building up steam for a crying orgasm, and by crying I mean tears actually flow down her high cheekbones as she cums. What a heartbreaker! This is the caliber of talent you can expect in Solo Stunners, luscious lipped ladies th More ...
I love girls who are chronic masturbators; it makes me feel normal, jerking off four times a day as I do. In Solo Videos you can expect to see the hottest girls working hood and hole like sex starved nymphomaniacs. No hole is left unplugged, even the anus takes two for prosperity. Episode #95, starring Missy Monroe, is my favorite scene. This blond sure knows her way around a vagina. Hot pink pussy lips meet hot pink nail polish in a finger bang for the ages. With her big naturals bouncing around the whole while, this luscious lady is someone to write home about. 9 out of 10 George W. Bushes agree, femme masturbation has never bee More ...
I think it's funny, all the Hollywood starlets killing themselves trying to be the thinnest skank in the land. Sure these idiots are making the megabucks; the fashion-world has somehow convinced the filthy rich movie-world that slender is sexy. It's truly ironic that these sex symbols would be undoubtedly awful in bed; they are all fucking bones; no tits, no ass, no bounce—what kind of screw is that! It would be like humping a hat-rack. Big girls, on the other hand, are built for lovin'. I know, it's hard to overcome a lifetime of prejudice programmed in by society, but hey, we all know in our hearts that plump is to penis what More ...
Tasty Gina—hole-lee shit—and I thought I masturbated a lot. This cooze can't leave her cunt alone; if there was ever an instance where blindness and/or hairy palms were warranted as a form of prudish providence, this would be it. Although… I'm sure the powers that be would find some reason to absolve this finger-banging femme fatale (Celestial blowjobs are, after all, the preferred currency of salvation—ask any priest). Oh Gina, Gina, Gina, 'Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more raunchy and more hood-rubbing' (Shakespeare, Sonnet 18). Without further embellishment, this girl is one hot number. Hailing from the More ...
We all have talents; some of which are hidden, some of which are obvious. Take yours truly for example; I know a thousand euphemisms for female masturbation: auditioning the finger puppets, choking the oyster, cuddling the kitty, fanning the fur, ironing some wrinkles, jackin' the flaps, killing the ferret, orchid grinding, paddling the pink canoe, play the clitar, quim slippin', spanking the fish, toggling the bit, and my personal favorite, 'sweeping the streets of Tuna Town' are all phrases I can effortlessly rattle-off without a moment's hesitation. I'm sure you have your own aptitudes, hopefully they are more practical than mine; the on More ...
It may be true that gentlemen prefer blondes, but the same can be said about perverts—we also love those fair-haired vaginas! Presently, I have on my screen Tasty Tara, a finger-banging goldilocks from the 10th dimension (also known as the Czech Republic). Watching this babe work herself to multiple-orgasm I can't help thinking: here's my finisher. This smut is not too cold; it is not too hot—it is just right, the masturbatory porridge of choice. Weighing in at a fit 105lbs, it has been confirmed that this green-eyed goddess is concentrated cock kryptonite. Whatever she does, if she's stroking her pert nipples, rubbing her wet cli More ...
I don't pretend to understand squirting, but I like it. Perhaps it's the visual evidence of female orgasm which I find so amazing. To finally see the fucker go, jizz style, confirms the elusive fact that yes, she digs sex as much as I do. That's priceless whacking info, further more, now we can cum at the same time. Sure, there was a system in place before (heavy breathing, body spasms, etc.) but it was guess work at best. With Team Squirt the proof is in the pussy pudding. Actually, pudding is the wrong image to conjure. It looks more like beer piss, clear and sporadic, coming at you as a pressurized jet of jolly fun. The she-cum More ...
These girls should have hairy palms being veritable dick pumping stations. Luckily supernatural retribution went out of fashion with the telegraph. Today these gals are rightfully considered a national treasure, up there with the Grand Canyon and Yellow Stone. Times sure have changed. More ...
Look at the girl. Watch her stuff her holes, first with her fingers, then with a dildo. She is really jerking hard. Let's join her and have a synchronized toss; its midday, no better way to blow off a little steam than to blow a sloppy load. The girls of Vixen X understand this, masturbation isn't just a hobby, it's a way of life. A little lube here, a little saliva there, and in goes the crystal butt plug. Where is that silver vibrator? Borrowed. I guess these beads will do for now. That's a sample of their thought process. What should I work; hole one or hole two? How about both? What a win win, for us, and for them. The mod More ...
