In the beginning God created big dick and poontang. And the earth was without cumshots, and facials, and was void of buggery. And God said, Let there be sex: and there was sex. And God saw the sex, that it was good: and divided the sex from everything else. And God called the sex Fucking, and everything else Killing-Time. (An early translation) Allow me to introduce Genesis Magazine, a website carved in the graven imagine of its hardcopy precursor, meaning that you can expect scene after scene of explicit hardcore action. Odds are that most of your favorite pornstars are present in the content; we have Carmen Luvana, Brittany Skye, Su More ...
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Her name is Lynn LeMay and she looks like a Heavy Metal warrior. Her hair is feathered into to a giant blonde nest, her boobs are bodacious marvels of modern science, and her makeup states without words: 'I'm not here for conversation.' She truly belongs in the porn Hall of Fame. In the scene I'm currently watching, she is having a threesome with Peter North, the cumshot titan, and Champange, another 80s porn icon. She muff dives and titties fucks, she is an expert blowjob artist and rides cock like a wild animal, her mane exaggerating every bob and gyration. The action is as hardcore as anything made today, the major difference, of cour More ...
OK, I give. Lela Starr is hot as hell. I would have no problem watching a girl like this all day long. That petite curvy frame; the silky hair; that natural (yet whorish) look that porn stars tend to lack. So a website dedicated to the one and only, Lela Starr, sounds mighty fine to me. More ...
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Pornstars Like It Big, I wonder why? Could it have something to do with their monstrous thick-dick tolerance, a condition similar to a drug tolerance as in the more you do, the less it works, and consequently, the more you need. I think it's fair to say that the average pornstar has stuffed hundreds of badass schlongs into her greedy vag—if not thousands! So when a pornstar is in the mood for an UBER SCREW, naturally the dude better be sporting a veiny foot, and I'm not taking about the kind you put in a shoe. Luckily for them, and I suppose luckily for us as well, L.A. is a hotbed for such talent, big dicks being drawn to the W More ...
Silvia Saint is practically perfect looking. Straight up, I don't know why she's doing porn; she should be walking the catwalk or doing magazine ads for Dolce and Gabbana. Luckily for us horny bastards, she opted for the hardcore life. Why? I don't know exactly. My best two guesses are that she's a nymphomaniac that she needs be fucked 24/7 and that there is a god. Silvia Saint, the website, covers the best-of this amazing talent. What a beauty! Her every last detail is ideal; she has flawless boobs, an awe-inspiring body, an unspoiled ass, a textbook twat, and that face, heavens above, it has no equal. Blonde, blonde, blonde&hel More ...
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