There's no shame in bringing in a professional to solve a major problem; having issues with your water pressure, contact a plumber; having trouble with the law, call a lawyer; you're car won't start, find the mechanic's number. So why should sex be any different. Say your girlfriend's mouth is as unforgiving as a blender, why should your cock suffer the appalling textures of a bear trap. Call an expert and nip that cheese-grader in the bud, and do it before permanent damage is made! This is the idea behind the reality site Sex Pro Adventures. Having troubles in the sack? Throw in a busty third, and low and behold, all becomes well. Sur More ...
As if the Seven Dwarfs didn’t fuck the shit out of Sleep Beauty. Come on! Dare I ask what you would do if you found yourself in a magical forest, a blushing comatose Disney babe blocking your pass? Does it matter which princess it so happens to be, Snow White, Cinderella, Jasmine, Ariel the mermaid--fishtailed or not? (Personally, I’d go for the redhead, scales be damned.) As a general rule of thumb, in fantasy land--which porn town exists squarely along the equator in—you always, always take full advantage of a sleazy situation. In fact, it’s your duty to be as presumptuous, vulgar, and exploratory as possible. Stick you dick More ...
There are trade, academic, and professional schools; there are night and summer schools; you can take private lessons; and lastly, there's Slut Wife Training. It may not be something a woman would put on her resume, but it certainly brings home the bacon, if you know what I mean. This is a fun concept, just read some of the episode titles that are available: 'Oral Evaluation,' 'Anal Training 101,' 'Cum Tasting Class 101,' 'Lesbian Learns to Wield Dildo,' and 'Anal Intervention Course.' Fuck, I wouldn't mind sitting in on a few of these classes. The action, as you can probably tell, covers all the basics. The ladies are generally of a More ...
Catch a ride on the Smut Bus. Who's on board? Only porn stars like Audrey Hollander and Hillary Scott, two cum hungry beauties who not only love anal sex, but are in love with it. 'What that, Timmy, is it bare back? You bet your ass it is, the deepest ungloved fudge-packing North of Puerto Vallarta.' 'What about gangbangs and facials, Uncle Fart?' 'Oh, there's a healthy dose of each. Let's just say, these ladies will never again have to buy conditioner, or protein mix for that matter.' Needless to say, Smut bus is hardcore, all the way. More ...
One should never take advantage of their position of authority, especially if it involves sex. But hey, if it's legal- hit that pussy. Here's the fantasy: 'Miss Tight Hole, your home work has strange white stains all over the margins. That means detention. I'll see you in study hall, 4 o'clock sharp.' 'Can I bring some baby oil?' 'What?! Ah, sure. What for?' 'You'll see.' 'You know what, there's a broom closet down the way, we could get your punishment done with right away. Yes, I think that's a better course of action.' 'Yeah, that would be great. My mom is as anal as me about getting home for super on time.' Heaven: all the More ...
The Street Ranger is kind of like the Lone Ranger but instead of being a masked hero righting injustices, he bangs random chicks on his quest to cum hard and cum good. Okay, so there isn't a relationship, but that doesn't take away from his stoic charm. Fine! There's nothing stoic about him, but he's a hero in my books, living the dream of men far and wide. We basically have a reality theme here, our beloved pussy scout propositions young girls to fuck him wherever they may be; in a park, at a train station, in a video store, or on their way to work. The ladies go for it in a big way, sucking and screwing our ballsy protagonist as if he More ...
Nothing says love like those three magic words: 'Suck Me Bitch.' Articulated by the highest of the high and the lowest of the low, a maxim and a command, Suck Me Bitch is a saying for the ages. The phrase is even considered the Queen's English, the feisty monarch having said the words to her daughter-in-law Princess Di; apparently, the old battle axe enjoys a well tongued hood and who can blame her? She is the Queen, after all. This website, however, deals with blowjobs exclusively (sorry Vicky). In proper reality site fashion, prospect cock-suckers are found on the street and convinced to suck random dick. Unsurprisingly, the girls are More ...
There are bad auditions, and then there are auditions where you get fisted in the ass. Allow me to introduce Sweet Auditions, where young hot ladies tryout to be the dirtiest sluts on the net. In all honesty, these gals may be the raunchiest babes in all the 4.2 million websites dedicated to porn. Take Mia, one of Sweet's marquee babes, for example; this gorgeous gal loves being pissed on, jizzed on, and fisted in every hole, she eats man crack, girl gash, and chocolate syrup squired from another slut's asshole—talk about heart! And she's by no means alone, all of these babes are extreme, cock suckers of the basest variety. I'm no cas More ...
The teacher/student fantasy never gets old. There's just something about a whorish school girl giving head to avoid detention that gets the mojo flowing. Perhaps it's their tight bodies, pig-tailed hair, and eagerness to please that makes these kilt wearing bimbos irresistible. Maybe it's the whole 'breaking the rules' thing that transforms this sexual act into one of the most popular dream scenarios. Whatever the case may be, fucking behind a big yellow school bus works for me. In Teen Slut Bus we get the horniest coeds bending over backwards for a little leniency. The setup is kind of cute: usually a girl is caught smoking or doing so More ...
I must be going to the wrong fucking cinemas. Where are these whore theaters? I want to go see a movie and have a gangbang intermission. I want popcorn buttered with pussy juice. I guess I'll have to settle with watching the action go down in Theater Sluts. Here we have girls getting reamed in the rows of a Cineplex near you. Instead of pearl necklaces, they get milk bud necklaces; instead of dinner and a show, they get 5 anonymous cocks. And who said romance was dead? The spunk hits the big screen and the critics go wild (I guess that would be me). Kidding aside, this is a fun site. It's nice to have a unique hardcore theme, one wh More ...
